Author Topic: Thought of the day (Read 2886 times)

Bob · « **on:** July 14, 2006, 04:16:23 PM »

I have been having some random thoughts while driving to work lately and I decided I should keep track of them here. Feel free to discuss how awesome these thoughts are.

Today's Thought:

I wonder what percentage of body cavity searches actually end up finding something. Or how many body cavity searches aren't quite thorough enough to find something that is actually hidden. "Damn another inch and I would have had the baggie lodged in their colon."

Bob · « **Reply #1 on:** July 15, 2006, 04:49:38 PM »

Do Chinese people call "Chinese food" just food? Or do they say "Hey, let's go out for some of our food.

P.s. I have a mighty craving for chinese food, if someone would like to bring me some at work today I think that it would be just awesome.

Mikal · « **Reply #2 on:** July 20, 2006, 01:57:50 AM »

When did Oriental become a polically incorrect word.. I was thinking about this well 20 feet up on a ladder. I also thought, don't we all still use the word orient, as in the Orient expres, or oriental food. Weird....

Ryan · « **Reply #3 on:** July 22, 2006, 01:29:16 AM »

Bob what happened to the pee vs poo smell thought?? I thought of another one in relation to the smell of urine too. You first though.

Bob · « **Reply #4 on:** July 22, 2006, 02:56:14 PM »

Ok ok, I have been neglecting.

First up. Do you think there is scientific evidence or and explanation to why people don't mind the smell of their own poop and/or farts? I know when I have a "toilet melter" after a night of drinking I can smell it and not really be disturbed by it. I will know when it is a nasty smelling poop or fart yet it wont really phase me like someone elses nasty fart or poop would.

Next is this morning's thought. When you are day-dreaming / thinking and you are thinking of words only. Do you see the words you are thinking of, or a picture of whatever the word is? Or see nothing at all? Personally, I cant day dream a sentence or anything like that and not have a video feed. I picture the words or someone speaking the words or who knows what, but there is always something going on.

Hope you enjoyed this installment. More to come.

Bob · « **Reply #5 on:** September 14, 2006, 05:47:13 PM »

Ugly children have no chance.

If you are a kid and you still manage to be ugly instead of cute, honestly, your life is doomed. You have to be pretty ugly to negate child cuteness completely. I saw an 8 year old or so girl today and I tried not to vommit all over her, although if I did it would be an improvement. It would suck to have an ugly kid and just know that they are so screwed in life. Ugly women have to have fat husbands, work as social workers or customer service on the telephone, and unless they marry a rich fat husband they will be poor and a general drain on society.

Welcome to life uggo, it's a bitch.

Bob · « **Reply #6 on:** September 27, 2006, 05:25:51 PM »

Have you ever wanted to test someone's professionalism?

Last night while getting my haircut I had an urge to ask the lady "So are you pregnant or just really fat?" I thought it would be kind of funny to see if you got an interesting hair cut or maybe an accidental gash from some scissors. And I hope to someday find out for sure.