Sobriety.
That's right folks, I contend that this was not meant to be Man's (or Woman's) natural state of being, and that really gets my proverbial goat.
Ever wake up in the morning and not want to go to work/school/court like you are suppposed to? That is because you are missing some of the liquid motivation that your body so desperately needs.
Drunk is clearly the superior alternative. Think of all the things that alchohol can do for you: help you sing, help you dance, make you irresistable to the opposite sex, increases your driving skills, and makes you at least 10 times smarter (this is a modest estimate of the powers of this liquid brain juice).
To further my point let us turn to a couple of definitions:
Sober adj.: Not intoxicated or affected by the use of drugs; marked by seriousness, gravity, or solemnity of conduct or character; basically the state of being a general wanker and having no friends whatsoever; having little marked purpose in life; in short BORING.
Drunk adj.: Intoxicated with alcoholic liquor to the point of impairment of physical and mental faculties; the state of being when thousands of women want to sleep with you because you are suddenly way too sexy; reaching a supreme level of happiness and inner peace; basically you are now a God.
I don't know about you people, but I know which I would choose in a pinch.
So in conclusion, down with sobriety and all hail drunkenness. Do yourself's a favour and drop whatever you are doing and go get plastered right now. The world will be a better place tomorrow I promise. :drunk: