Taking a Stand Against Spam

[Bob]

I received an e-mail today while bored at work.

[!--quoteo--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE[/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--quotec--]Congrats you've been selected for a low rate mortgage.
Tired of high rate mortgages?
Mortgage Rates Too High?
Need Help Financing a New Home?
Want to find....an alternative to traditional mortgage lending.

< -C l.ick Here to fill out your 45 second mortgage form-

Love ya31081 [/quote]


Being as bored as I was I decided to respond. After doing a little research on the link I found out a little more about it.  I am sure no one will ever received my response. But I found it hilarious.  And for me, that's enough.


[!--quoteo--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE[/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--quotec--]I have been selected for a low rate mortgage! Yay! That is bloody fantastic. Excuse me while I masterbate franticly to the lustfull thoughts of my low rate mortgage.

Usually when I am applying for low rate mortgages I find that it isn't at shady websites hosted in Austria that are registered to some retarded name like:
Howard DEDUCK
9119 DuckVille
DU12CK DuckLand
GAMBIA!


I also find it especially comforting when the domain has been created 2 days prior to me getting selected for this amazing mortgage rate!

Suck on my balls you useless piece of flesh. After that visit my site for even lower mortgage rates!

SUPER LOW RATES -----> CLICK HERE! YOU ASS JOCKEY
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That's my story of the day.

[Pornomonkey]

Hahahahaha
That by far made my day.

[Aquabat]

Mine as well, will you write one for my discounted viagra??