Author Topic: Newsletter Spam (Read 5346 times)

Bob · « **on:** December 19, 2005, 04:25:04 PM »

Anyone who didn't receive their copy of the Newsletter can bask it the glory of it here

http://www.thegongshow.ca/email12.05.html

Enjoy patrons! :cheers:

harbingr · « **Reply #1 on:** December 19, 2005, 05:38:29 PM »

Comical NL for the seaon I especially liked the mention of the game Centurion however when I was walking both ways uphill through the snow with my board on to math class we called it mildly intoxicated.

Not that I am an expert :drunk: but I used to be pretty handy.

I can understand the fierceness of the competition and the difficulty if you are naked :bum:, outside during a blizzard and the beer is ice cold otherwise it is only eight old stock, two bathroom breaks and a couple of slurred words. Seems it would take more time to pour it into the shot glass than to drink it. :rolleyes:

Try two funnels of Corona on the top deck of a houseboat, tequila races on the fundeck of 3 bouys, and beer bobbing from a jetski for fun. Wait that might not count though it took 3 1/2 hours and it was warm out. You add the christmas season, make it a snowmobile and still wear the speedo then you got a contest.

:cheers: :cold:

Bob · « **Reply #2 on:** December 19, 2005, 06:04:05 PM »

Assuming we all make it through the Competition I am pretty sure it will just mean it starts over again. :cheers:

RKSS · « **Reply #3 on:** December 19, 2005, 07:55:08 PM »

where do i sign up for "The Centurion"

Colezy · « **Reply #4 on:** December 20, 2005, 12:18:06 AM »

:hump: :hump:
goodday all
I truly hope I am invited
I would also like to suggest we add a fight night in wich we would all bring 5-10 bucks in change and bet on several impromtu compitions including indian leg wrestleing and arm wrestling as well as a 3second pin match Mikal youre mine bitch chalenges would made on the spot either challenge some yourself on nominate fights my friend eva would also like too join us shes tough the winner of said challenges would also recive a small % of the bets and once again Mikal you are mine bitch anywas let me know what you think possibly a good game for golden trip if not done earlier as well
Colezy over and out
p.s. I didn't score last night :crying:

RKSS · « **Reply #5 on:** December 20, 2005, 01:23:36 AM »

can i bring full body armour?

Drew · « **Reply #6 on:** December 20, 2005, 01:48:13 AM »

No shit, I'm a lover not a fighter. So if anyone wants to pay me for lovin'... :hump:

Aquabat · « **Reply #7 on:** December 20, 2005, 08:21:24 AM »

Never again Andrew, I want my money back.

Drew · « **Reply #8 on:** December 20, 2005, 01:41:56 PM »

Your toonie is in the freakin mail.

RKSS · « **Reply #9 on:** December 20, 2005, 05:15:59 PM »

HAHAHAHAHA thats just wrong.............but very funny

Aquabat · « **Reply #10 on:** December 20, 2005, 07:45:39 PM »

thank you

Ryan · « **Reply #11 on:** December 20, 2005, 09:55:22 PM »

BUT STEVIE!!!! I thought we had something special... My brother?? HOW COULD YOU!!! :fingers:

Some Space Cowboy duo we are...

Bob · « **Reply #12 on:** December 20, 2005, 11:15:33 PM »

I should close this thread, it is off the homometer. Not that we dont accept homo's around here...

But seriously. I think you were all looking for this site.

RKSS · « **Reply #13 on:** December 21, 2005, 12:17:28 AM »

"I should close this thread, it is off the homometer. Not that we dont accept homo's around here... "

Ya no shit , this site wouldnt be the same without our dear queer mike.

:drunk: :drunk:

Aquabat · « **Reply #14 on:** December 21, 2005, 06:12:41 AM »

That was beautiful Ryan, I'll never do anything to compromise the brokeback mountain space cowboy duo again.