That's right I am an idiot. And not just your regular run'o the mill type, I excel in amost all areas involving idiots, and never is it more true then when I am drunk. Here are a few reasons:
1. I lose things
2. I puke outside
3. I puke in my garbage
4. I wake up hung over to hell, have no work key and have to get my boss to help me out
5a. I may have a slight tendancy to want to enter into romantic encounters with (for lack of a better word) loose women.
5b. Upon entering into a romantic encounter with said "Loose women", I may aslo have the tendancy to choose - shall we say, less then average/decent/normal/good/cute/attractive/nice/pretty (the list goes on) women
6. I spend money like I actually have some.
7. I make rash decisions based soley on information from Cole.
8. By my second beer EVERYTHING is a good idea.
9. Believing myself to be an expert on everything, my advice to anyone therefore is indisputable.
10. By blocking out certain points of the evening I may lose track of People, places or objcts.
So that's a short list of idiodic things I do.
So cheers! :drunk: