Author Topic: The Failure of Standards (Read 7562 times)

Mikal · « **on:** January 05, 2006, 09:31:30 AM »

So as many of you faithful members of the Gong Show may know, many of us gong affiliates ventured to the wonderful town of Golden for a few days of boarding/skiing, and some general drunkness. HOWEVER, our arrivial to Golden was followed by some light drinking at the hostel and then a quick hip-hop-skip to a local pub for a few beers.

No I don't want to point fingers here, but some of use,namely Cole, were very drunk. Seeing as I am not one to knock someones choice of woman, be her fat, ugly, mean, sinister or any combination you can think of, but the choices made by one Colezey were truly horrific, what took place that night is truly unforgettable.

To prove my point, here are some pics. This one's for you cole!

I would like everyone to take note of the lovely lady in the pink. The bohemoth on the left. I would like point out her resemblance to one of the worlds greatest love song singer and writer - MeatLoaf. Here again is a pic to clarify any discrepancies with MeatLoaf and this wonderful young lady.

Bob · « **Reply #1 on:** January 05, 2006, 10:44:57 AM »

Wow. The detail of that photo is nothing short of tremendous.

Aquabat · « **Reply #2 on:** January 05, 2006, 07:55:35 PM »

Hahahahahahaha, oh man. Like looking in a mirror. Shoulda gotten an autograph.

Bob · « **Reply #3 on:** January 05, 2006, 08:23:28 PM »

The best part of the photo is what you don't see. Cole's hands burried in their asses. Oh dear. :drunk:

Skywalker · « **Reply #4 on:** January 05, 2006, 08:45:44 PM »

Ah ha ha ha ha!!! I think I just puked a little in my mouth. Ha ha ha.

Colezy · « **Reply #5 on:** January 05, 2006, 09:56:33 PM »

well he must have photo shop or a good looking me lookalike I deny everything!

Mikal · « **Reply #6 on:** January 05, 2006, 10:09:35 PM »

Colezy, the only way that thing was created was through nature gone horribly wrong. Like when Dr. Frankenstien created his monster!

Aquabat · « **Reply #7 on:** January 06, 2006, 03:32:42 AM »

A Cole doppelganger, oh my, I wonder if he has the same fondness for gin, nudity and Pendulous Breasts.

Love ya buddy.

Mikal · « **Reply #8 on:** January 12, 2006, 06:15:00 PM »

Everytime I look at this thread I laugh.. That chick and her lesbian friend are hilarious. Thanks for the good times cole, you sick son-of-a-bitch!

Colezy · « **Reply #9 on:** January 13, 2006, 02:12:46 AM »

no worries Mikey thats what I am here for hey I have been in saskatchawin fir the last 3 days whats happening alll how werewings ?

Ryan · « **Reply #10 on:** January 13, 2006, 02:42:33 AM »

Just for the record, I love Cole's punctuation, or rather, lack of. It's always an adventure reading his posts, keeps us on our toes.

Aquabat · « **Reply #11 on:** January 13, 2006, 05:19:41 PM »

Wing Night was a gong show as usual, I especially enjoyed the gourmet soup we made at 2 in the morning after many rousing games of fooseball. Mike, nice shut-out buddy. That was honestly the best soup I have ever had.

Jami · « **Reply #12 on:** January 13, 2006, 05:53:49 PM »

Please don't say that was Bobby's weird tomato soup you are talking about Steve. He takes way too much pride in his "custom soups" and it's gross!

Bob · « **Reply #13 on:** January 13, 2006, 09:40:44 PM »

I think we may have crossed posts here. This post is about Cole's attraction to large lesbian beast women. But yes. My soup rocks everyone's world.

Drew · « **Reply #14 on:** October 18, 2007, 11:56:19 PM »

Bump!