Author Topic: Where the hell did everyone go? (Read 3584 times)

Pornomonkey · « **on:** October 24, 2005, 11:24:02 PM »

It was but one week ago that this board was thriving with Calgarians alike, and now, it's dead? You should be ashamed of yourselves, each and every last one of you! Bob poured heart and soul into this, and what do you do?! Nothing, abso-freakin'-lutely nothing!

So, I, Pornomonkey, will take the liberty to whore these threads to support the Gongshow cause! Seeing as to how you overly 'busy' people do not put forth an effort!

(P.S. This is solely written out of boredom, it does not reflect my own thoughts and/or opinions towards Calgarians.)

Bob · « **Reply #1 on:** October 25, 2005, 02:33:40 PM »

I second that rant.

Booya. :boobies:

Jami · « **Reply #2 on:** October 25, 2005, 03:35:36 PM »

I'm here!

And I do my Bobby supporting elsewhere, so I am more special then all the other slackers around here. I don't see him buying any of you people cute underwear! SUCKAHS!

:Irule:

Ryan · « **Reply #3 on:** October 25, 2005, 07:42:52 PM »

Um... Personally, I wouldn't want Bob to buy me underwear. Although, it is my b'day... Purple with yellow poka-dots will do Bob. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!

Trev, you let me down... :punch: haha

Pornomonkey · « **Reply #4 on:** October 25, 2005, 08:02:29 PM »

Happy Birthday, Ryan!

Jami, Bob has bought me plenty of cute underwear. Ooh, once, he bought me this pink lace g-string...uhhh, to die for!

Bob · « **Reply #5 on:** October 25, 2005, 08:15:48 PM »

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Ooh, once, he bought me this pink lace g-string...uhhh, to die for!

I have the photos to proove it!

Happy B-day Ryan, who knows what you will get.

Jami · « **Reply #6 on:** October 25, 2005, 08:37:48 PM »

Happy Birthday Ryan!

And Trev, don't you know that thongs and gstrings are soooo last spring? It's all about the brazillians and hipsters now.

Drew · « **Reply #7 on:** October 25, 2005, 10:12:26 PM »

Oh those crazy hipsters...

http://www.hipsterhandbook.com/

That's what you meant right...not sure how they fare as underwear.

Bob · « **Reply #8 on:** October 26, 2005, 12:21:48 AM »

Something like this.

Mikal · « **Reply #9 on:** October 26, 2005, 01:29:04 AM »

Poronmonkey, your post really brought us all together. I would like to take this opportunity to thank you for your boredom. And Jami, Bob buys me underwear too, only they are the edible kind, strawberry banana is his fav!

Pornomonkey · « **Reply #10 on:** October 26, 2005, 02:39:03 AM »

Mikal, I do whatever is within my power, but I can only do so much. And damn, Bob never gets me anything I can eat, he told me biting was off limits...

Jami, just goes to show how long I've been seeing Bob behind your back