Author Topic: Women Q & A (Read 4367 times)

Bob · « **on:** October 14, 2004, 08:59:46 PM »

Q. Why did God give men penises?
A. So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.

Q. What's the difference between a paycheck and your dick?
A. You don't have to beg a woman to blow your check.

Q. How is a woman like a laxative?
A. They both irritate the shit out of you.

Q. What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
A. It's Braille for "suck here".

Q. Why do men die before their wives?
A. They want to.

Q. Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
A. He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

Q. What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?
A. Lipstick.

Q. Why do women have tits?
A. So men will talk to them.

Q. What's the difference between a woman and a coffin?
A. You come in one and go in the other.

Q. Why do women close their eyes during sex?
A. They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.

Q. What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?
A. Money.

Q. Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?
A. They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A. After 5 years your job will still suck.

Q. What's the best thing about a blow job?
A. Ten minutes of silence.

Jami · « **Reply #1 on:** October 14, 2004, 11:01:01 PM »

I suggest you take that all back...

NOW!

:bicycle:

Bob · « **Reply #2 on:** October 15, 2004, 12:25:40 AM »

Does that mean 10 minutes of silence is out of the question?

Jami · « **Reply #3 on:** October 15, 2004, 12:26:39 AM »

It sure does.

Bob · « **Reply #4 on:** October 15, 2004, 12:31:54 AM »

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Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A. After 5 years your job will still suck

Didn't even take 5 years.

Jami · « **Reply #5 on:** October 16, 2004, 12:25:41 AM »

I am not your wife! You may not refer to me as your wife again until there is a very large and sparkly diamond on my finger.

Drew · « **Reply #6 on:** October 16, 2004, 07:42:34 AM »

Okay thanks for the tip Captain Obvious. We get it, marriage is the only option. Too bad Bob doesn't marry douchebags (I checked trust me). If this seems harsh it is because I am terribly fucked up from alchohol. So yeah...giv'er.

Jami · « **Reply #7 on:** October 16, 2004, 09:24:03 PM »

When did I become a douchebag, which is a horrid term by the way, and why?

Bob · « **Reply #8 on:** October 16, 2004, 09:48:31 PM »

Good thing breathing is done subconciously.

Drew · « **Reply #9 on:** October 17, 2004, 03:25:54 AM »

Jesus, I don't remember making that post. Does it even make sense? I should disconnect my internet before I get that trashed.