Author Topic: Does the MJ bashing ever stop? (Read 4318 times)

Drew · « **on:** September 08, 2004, 10:46:19 AM »

Everyone should add their own MJ jokes for my amusement. Do it now! DO IT!

So little Bobby goes up to his mom one day and starts asking her some questions.

He says, "Mommy, is God a man or a woman?"

Bobby's mother responds, "God is both a man and a woman, sweetheart."

He asks another question, "Is God black or white?", and his mother replies,

"God is both black and white."

Bobby raises another question, "Mom, is God gay or straight?", and his mother replies, "God is both gay and straight."

So little Bobby asks his final question, "Mommy, is God Michael Jackson?"

Bob · « **Reply #1 on:** September 08, 2004, 02:52:42 PM »

I can see you are struggling in your new home to try and fit in. If that means you have to copy old threads started by myself then that is cool too. I wont tell anyone. Oh wait, I just did. You big chunk of repeating shit. :fingers:

I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "fucking kids!", and it played Michael Jackson.

Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 boy scouts when it hit an iceberg and started to sink.
The captain announced "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
Michael asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "F*ck the children!"
Michael looked around eagerly and asked "Do we have time?"

Pornomonkey · « **Reply #2 on:** September 09, 2004, 02:01:18 AM »

How can you tell whether Michael Jackson has company?
There's a big wheel parked outside.

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Little boy blue!
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson!

Jami · « **Reply #3 on:** September 09, 2004, 02:41:24 AM »

Michael said to Debbie one night, "I fancy some entertainment, what shall we do?"
To which Debbie replied "I know, we'll get a video."
Michael then said "Great, I'll get Aladdin."
Debbie said speedily "No Michael, You have been in trouble for that before."

Drew · « **Reply #4 on:** September 09, 2004, 10:24:00 AM »

What's the difference between a grocery bag and Michael Jackon?

One is white, plastic, and should not be played with by children. The other holds your groceries. :blink:

Drew · « **Reply #5 on:** September 09, 2004, 10:32:12 AM »

And for good measure:

Michael Jackson has checked into the Betty Ford clinic. His reps say it's to cure him of his 12-year-old crack habit.

Pornomonkey · « **Reply #6 on:** September 10, 2004, 01:58:03 AM »

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
One was the first to walk on the moon, and the other fucks little boys.

Bob · « **Reply #7 on:** September 16, 2004, 04:25:15 PM »

What's the difference between MJ and Christopher Reeves?

One is a fruit, the other is a vegetable.

:mj:

Jami · « **Reply #8 on:** September 16, 2004, 09:49:48 PM »

Oooooh, that was mean. :tumbleweed: