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Bob
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January 16, 2007, 10:32:00 PM »
Haha, this guy has all the angles covered!
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/27832
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January 16, 2007, 11:17:23 PM »
I totally know what he means. The other night I would have been fine except I ran out of rye and was forced to drink two vodka based drinks. Stupid vodka giving me hangovers.
Any other good excuses out there? We can do better than that guy.
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Ryan
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January 16, 2007, 11:37:40 PM »
I heard a rumour that if Mike doesn't masturbate before consuming rye that the mixture of it with his, well you know, causes him to have a hangover.
The moral of this: masturbate every morning, just to be safe.
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Drew
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January 17, 2007, 06:57:48 PM »
Well I heard if he doesn't eat the Canada Food Guide Recommended 5-10 servings of fruits and vegetables per day and drinks beer he gets hungover.
That, and extremely malnourished.
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Bob
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January 17, 2007, 07:05:25 PM »
A lack of vegetables will give mike a hangover doesnt matter if he drinks or not.
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Mikal
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January 17, 2007, 09:53:53 PM »
Damn right, and it's called withdrawl, not a hangover. Damn vegitables, try'em once they said... Now I can never go back.
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Drew
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January 19, 2007, 04:43:18 PM »
Back on topic. I got a hangover because I used too little ice in my rye and cokes. You see it was too warm and not watered down enough. So naturally that was why it is a good idea to have an optimal amount of ice in your drinks.
I just saved you all massive headaches. But if you do get one there must be another factor. Right?
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Mikal
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January 19, 2007, 08:23:18 PM »
but never, under any circumstances reuse your ice. Empty the used ice from you glass, replenishing your glass with fresh cubes. This is ESSENTIAL people!
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January 19, 2007, 10:00:22 PM »
Man I live in the first world. Water is free. Now if I want new ice for every sip I figure that is my right. If some jerk in the third world who has to boil everything they drink has a problem with that they can come and take it up with me. Am I right or am I right?
Besides fresh ice helps to prevent hangovers. Most of the time.
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Bob
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January 19, 2007, 10:06:03 PM »
Except if it is Hep A ice in Mexico
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Drew
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February 02, 2007, 05:22:51 PM »
Hangovers are for little girls.
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Drew
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April 25, 2007, 06:51:28 PM »
This is not an excuse post. Just a post to tell you all that I think I may die today. Finishing law school is bad for my health.
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Bob
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April 26, 2007, 04:13:34 PM »
Maybe you can sue them?
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Colezy
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April 26, 2007, 05:58:37 PM »
I blame black lable ice and cheap red wine
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