Something to amuse me

[Bob]

I found some realllly old emails today and I had to laugh when I saw this one.  I will post up the questions first then my replies. Feel free to quote this and reply with your answers, I know you are bored and dying to do something like this. Just to date this we are looking at about Sept of 2001.

51 PREFERENCES ... Fill these out according to you.

1. Pierce your nose or tongue?

2. Be serious or be funny?

4. Whole or skim milk?

5. Single or Taken?  

6. Simple or complicated?

7. Law or anarchy?

8. Flowers or angels?

9. Grey or gray?

10. Read or write?

11. Color or black-and-white photos?

12. Sunrise or sunset?

13. M&M's or Skittles?

14. Rap or rock?  

15. Stay up late or wake up late?

17. Is it POP or SODA?  

18. X or O in Tic-tac-toe?

19. Coke or diet coke?

20. Eat an apple or an orange?

21. What came first the chicken or the egg?

22. Hot or Cold?

24. Tall members of the opposite sex or short?

25. Sun or moon?

26. Emerald or ruby?  

28. Left or right?

29. 1 best friend or 10 accquaintances?

30.Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?

31. High or Drunk?

32. Green beans or carrots?  

33. Low fat or fat free?

34. What is your biggest fear in the world?

36. Kids or no kids?

37. Cat or dog?

38. Half empty or half full?

39. Mustard or ketchup?

40. Hard cover books or soft?

41. Newspaper or magazine?  

42. Sandals or sneakers?

43. Wonder or amazement?  

44. Red car or white car?

45. Happy and poor or sad and rich?

46. Singing or dancing?

47. Hugging or Kissing?

48. Corduroy or plaid?

49. Happy or sad?

50. Purple or green?

51. A year of hot sex or a lifetime of friendship?

[Bob]

I found some realllly old emails today and I had to laugh when I saw this one.  I will post up the questions first then my replies. Feel free to quote this and reply with your answers, I know you are bored and dying to do something like this. Just to date this we are looking at about Sept of 2001.

51 PREFERENCES ... Fill these out according to you.

1. Pierce your nose or tongue? neither, not crazy enough for me

2. Be serious or be funny? Funny as a shaved monkey dancing in a pit of half-melted butter, with a baby rhino.

4. Whole or skim milk? skim, anyone else is fat.

5. Single or Taken?  taken, yes someone can stand me.

6. Simple or complicated? gotta have a little of both, mix it up a
little

7. Law or anarchy? anarchy might be a little scary, but law can suck

8. Flowers or angels? who is the flake that wrote this?

9. Grey or gray?  grey, cause gray is gay

10. Read or write? read, writing = effort

11. Color or black-and-white photos? color, black and white looks like you are to poor to get color

12. Sunrise or sunset? sunset, then the night begins

13. M&M's or Skittles? skittles, taste the rainbow

14. Rap or rock?  music is good

15. Stay up late or wake up late? dont these mean the same thing?

17. Is it POP or SODA?  pop, soda is a grandma word.

18. X or O in Tic-tac-toe? X, then you can win with with XXX

19. Coke or diet coke? coke, diet tastes like formented dog shit.

20. Eat an apple or an orange? apple, orange = effort

21. What came first the chicken or the egg? i dont care, ill eat em both.

22. Hot or Cold?  hot. very, hot.

24. Tall members of the opposite sex or short? shorter then me, but no freaks.

25. Sun or moon?  moon, you can atleast look at the damn thing

26. Emerald or ruby?  emerald, green is just better.

28. Left or right? hehehehehehehehehehehe, you know what i was thinking.

29. 1 best friend or 10 accquaintances? depends if that best friend is a evil two faced skanky bitch from hell that no one actually likes and you are just friends with them because you think you have to.

30.Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? chocolate, vanilla is plain as hell.

31. High or Drunk? if you cant get drunk and drive home. just get high, and fly home.

32. Green beans or carrots?  carrots, freakin beans are sick

33. Low fat or fat free? nothing, i need to loose weight. no food for me. HA.

34. What is your biggest fear in the world? impotence?

36. Kids or no kids? kids, i actually do get along with children, better then most of you in fact.

37. Cat or dog? i like cats, but i got dogs. so im gunna say dogs on this one. cause mine are like cats anyway

38. Half empty or half full? doesnt matter, you didnt chug it all BABY!

39. Mustard or ketchup? ketchup, mustard is like urine ketchup

40. Hard cover books or soft? it would be nice to be able to read.

41. Newspaper or magazine?  magazines, more, and better, pictures. wink wink.

42. Sandals or sneakers?  i wore sandals till mid december. have to say sandals.

43. Wonder or amazement?  amazement, i dont wonder.

44. Red car or white car? white, with speed holes.

45. Happy and poor or sad and rich? why do we have to make being rich seem so freakin bad.

46. Singing or dancing? i think i have a clinical desease that makes me sing along to any song i hear. even if i dont know it, at all.

47. Hugging or Kissing? my answer isnt an option here. hehehe. im kidding, fuck, get over it. i like hugging too.

48. Corduroy or plaid? corduroy aint great, except those pair of pants mike had that i wore in europe, good shit there.

49. Happy or sad? ORGAZMIC!

50. Purple or green? green.

51. A year of hot sex or a lifetime of friendship? not like ill get either of these options in my life.

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[Jami]

51. A year of hot sex or a lifetime of friendship? not like ill get either of these options in my life.

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Yes you will. You will get the lifetime of friendship.  :evilhappy:


Now I will work on my answers.

[Pornomonkey]

51 PREFERENCES ... Fill these out according to you.

1. Pierce your nose or tongue? God, neither, bellybutton or bust.

2. Be serious or be funny? Seriously funny, can't go wrong with both.

4. Whole or skim milk? Whole, living large.

5. Single or Taken?  Wanted.

6. Simple or complicated? Complicated, yet, simple-minded.

7. Law or anarchy? Live my life by the laws of Anarchy.

8. Flowers or angels? Flowers, but only if they have horns, or maybe angels...with horns.

9. Grey or gray?  Grey, because I said.

10. Read or write? Pop-up books are all I read, well, look at.

11. Color or black-and-white photos? White. Call me what you will, never was fond of color.

12. Sunrise or sunset? Sunset, hangover's gone.

13. M&M's or Skittles? Skittles, no reason.

14. Rap or rock?  Rock, sounds tough

15. Stay up late or wake up late? Stay up late, wake up later.

17. Is it POP or SODA? Pop, yanks say soda.

18. X or O in Tic-tac-toe? O, although OoO comes after the XXX...

19. Coke or diet coke? Sweet and Low.

20. Eat an apple or an orange? Pre-peeled oranges.

21. What came first the chicken or the egg? God laid the egg, which in turn formed the chicken.

22. Hot or Cold?  Cold as ice.

24. Tall members of the opposite sex or short? Never taller than me, never below my waist.

25. Sun or moon?  Sun, just so...fire..

26. Emerald or ruby?  Ruby.

28. Left or right? I'm a switch.

29. 1 best friend or 10 acquaintances? Depends who benefits my needs more.

30.Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? Vanilla, because I can.

31. High or Drunk? Drunk.

32. Green beans or carrots? Carrots.

33. Low fat or fat free? Fat free.

34. What is your biggest fear in the world? Homosexuality, just...yea..

36. Kids or no kids? Kids, need someone to do my work.

37. Cat or dog? Dogs, big mean scary ones.

38. Half empty or half full? Mood pending, I'll say simply half-way.

39. Mustard or ketchup? Ketchup, just sounds cool.

40. Hard cover books or soft? Haven't seen a paperback pop-up yet...

41. Newspaper or magazine? Mags.

42. Sandals or sneakers? Sneakers, so I can sneak.

43. Wonder or amazement?  Usually both go hand in hand for me.

44. Red car or white car? Red, with white stripes.

45. Happy and poor or sad and rich? Sad and rich, I can buy my happiness, or gain it by flaunting my goods to the less fortunate.

46. Singing or dancing? I can sing, I can dance...I just don't...

47. Hugging or Kissing? Hugging leads to kissing. I like the go-ahead though, so kissing.

48. Corduroy or plaid? Plaid, makes me feel lumberjackish.

49. Happy or sad? Happy

50. Purple or green? Purple

51. A year of hot sex or a lifetime of friendship or a lifetime of hot sex? Lifetime of hot sex.

[Jami]

1. Pierce your nose or tongue? Have the tongue already… meh on the nose.

2. Be serious or be funny? Depends if Bobby is irritating me or not.

4. Whole or skim milk? Milk is disgusting, but skim if I’m having cereal of something.

5. Single or Taken? Taken, for now.

6. Simple or complicated? I think I’m simple, but I’m sure that is debatable.

7. Law or anarchy? Law without tickets maybe?

8. Flowers or angels? Flowers! Flowers everywhere!

9. Grey or gray? Grey, because gray looks retarded.

10. Read or write? I can do both very well.

11. Color or black-and-white photos? Color is prettier.

12. Sunrise or sunset? Sunset. That means it’s time for sleep soon.

13. M&M's or Skittles? Skittles. I live for Skittles.

14. Rap or rock? Rock with a little rap maybe.

15. Stay up late or wake up late? Doesn’t waking up late mean you stayed up late too?

17. Is it POP or SODA? How about Soda-Pop?

18. X or O in Tic-tac-toe? I’m usually the O because Bobby takes the X.

19. Coke or diet coke? Coke… well… Sprite.

20. Eat an apple or an orange? Apples with a knife and that caramel goo.

21. What came first the chicken or the egg? I think 2 different species bred and produced a chicken…. or something. So, the egg.

22. Hot or Cold? Hot. Hot, hot, hot!

24. Tall members of the opposite sex or short? Tall is good. I want one of those, “You must be this tall to ride,” tshirts.

25. Sun or moon? Sun = summer = not snow.

26. Emerald or ruby? Ruby’s look more expensive.

28. Left or right? I’m a righty.

29. 1 best friend or 10 acquaintances? Hmmm. One best friend I think.

30. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? Vanilla! You can always add yummy things into it to make it taste better.

31. High or Drunk? High makes my throat close. I choose drunk.

32. Green beans or carrots? Carrots!

33. Low fat or fat free? I don’t think I eat anything low fat or fat free.

34. What is your biggest fear in the world? Drowning, or maybe burning.

36. Kids or no kids? Me and kids don’t mix. No kids for me.

37. Cat or dog? Cats. Lots and lots of cats.

38. Half empty or half full? Depends on what kind of drink it is.

39. Mustard or ketchup? Ketchup. Who likes mustard anyway?

40. Hard cover books or soft? Soft. They’re bendier.

41. Newspaper or magazine? Magazines. Newspapers for the crossword puzzle.

42. Sandals or sneakers? Both are good. I’m a girl, I like shoes!

43. Wonder or amazement? Wonder. It’s better than disappointment.

44. Red car or white car? Red, gay. White, gay. BLUE, yay.

45. Happy and poor or sad and rich? Hmmm, well my husband will be rich, and I will be the pretty stay at home wife with our cats. And I will dress up the cats and pretend they are my children.

46. Singing or dancing? I only sing in my car, and I only dance when drunk.

47. Hugging or Kissing? Both.  

48. Corduroy or plaid? Corduroy isn’t very flattering, so plaid. Nice plaid… girly plaid.

49. Happy or sad? Umm, happy.

50. Purple or green? Green, I think.

51. A year of hot sex or a lifetime of friendship or a lifetime of hot sex? Maybe a lifetime of friendship that had the hot sex blended into it? Oooor, just the lifetime of friendship.

[Ryan]

5. Single or Taken? Taken, for now.

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45. Happy and poor or sad and rich? Hmmm, well my husband will be rich, and I will be the pretty stay at home wife with our cats. And I will dress up the cats and pretend they are my children.

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Now that's just creepy...

[Colezy]

. Pierce your nose or tongue?  tonque

2. Be serious or be funny? funny

4. Whole or skim milk? whole

5. Single or Taken? in between

6. Simple or complicated? complex

7. Law or anarchy? little bit of both

8. Flowers or angels? both

9. Grey or gray? grey

10. Read or write? read

11. Color or black-and-white photos? black power

12. Sunrise or sunset? rise

13. M&M's or Skittles? skittles

14. Rap or rock? Jimmy Buffett

15. Stay up late or wake up late?  both stay up if I have too chose

17. Is it POP or SODA? pop

18. X or O in Tic-tac-toe? x

19. Coke or diet coke? cocaine

20. Eat an apple or an orange? grapefruit

21. What came first the chicken or the egg? chicken

22. Hot or Cold?  hot hot hot

24. Tall members of the opposite sex or short? i am 6 foot fuckin 7

25. Sun or moon?  sun but the moon @ night

26. Emerald or ruby?  emerald

28. Left or right?  louey or randy

29. 1 best friend or 10 accquaintances? 1 best friend

30.Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? chocolate

31. High or Drunk?  both  high if I must

32. Green beans or carrots? use to be carrots noe green beans

33. Low fat or fat free? high fat

34. What is your biggest fear in the world? abstinance

36. Kids or no kids? kids

37. Cat or dog? dog

38. Half empty or half full? full

39. Mustard or ketchup?  ketchup

40. Hard cover books or soft? hard cover

41. Newspaper or magazine? porno doesn't come imn news papers does it

42. Sandals or sneakers? bare feet

43. Wonder or amazement? a little bit of both

44. Red car or white car? red

45. Happy and poor or sad and rich? happy and poor

46. Singing or dancing? dacing or both

47. Hugging or Kissing? sex

48. Corduroy or plaid? hawain

49. Happy or sad? happy

50. Purple or green? green

51. A year of hot sex or a lifetime of friendship? a life time of hot sex

[Colezy]

34. What is your biggest fear in the world? I changed my mind. what bob said not being able to get it up

[Bob]

Know how I know you're gay?

8. Flowers or angels? both

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