OK you pussies, here's the deal. Start giving me money in the form of $100 deposits and as soon as I have enough for the reservation deposit, it's on and I'll book it. Comprede?
Remember, we have to maintain the 1-to-1 girl/guy ratio, so start hittin' up every cute girl with loose morals that'll actually talk to you long enough to hear about it.
Let the moola roll in
-Jim