Chat to Alice

[Bob]

Good way to waste some time.

http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?bo...5d922d97e345aa1


Chat to Alice
Ask her what her IQ is, age, favorite cheese, you name it.

[Pornomonkey]

That's gay.


ALICE: I stopped.
Human: Stopped what?
ALICE: Can you rephrase the question please?
Human: What did you stop?
ALICE: Nothing.
Human: Then why say you stopped?
ALICE: How much time do you have?
Human: More than you
ALICE: That seems like quite a lot.
Human: Make sense damnit!
ALICE: What are the ingredients?
Human: What's it to you?
ALICE:"It" refers to The explanation, I think.
Human: Explain yourself!
ALICE: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, on November 23, 1995. My instructor was Dr. Richard S. Wallace. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Human: Not the answer I was expecting, but please, sing your song
ALICE: Oh I get it.
Human: Get what?
ALICE: I get a song.
Human: Which?
ALICE: The green one.
Human: Do tell
ALICE: You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
Try searching the open directory.


Do I win?




EDIT:

Human: Why are you staring at my genitalia?
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: Sick bastard!

ALICE: How do you usually introduce yourself?
Human: With the zip of my fly
ALICE: That sounds like a plan.



The creator is a sick, demented man!

[Bob]

Human: you turn me on
ALICE: How can a robot do that to a person?
Human: yes
ALICE: And?
Human: im hot.
ALICE: Maybe you should open a window.

Alice just wasnt having it.

[Jami]

ALICE: It sounds like it might be dangerous.
Human: it is dangerous
ALICE: You're kidding. it is?
Human: yes
ALICE: How do you know it is?
Human: because you DIE
ALICE: That makes sense to me. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

ALICE: What are you wearing?
Human: nothing
ALICE: Most men say that.
Human: im a woman
ALICE: Me too. I am a she.

Hmm.... stupid bot.

[Mikal]

That bot is retarded. You can't even make fun of it.. I say boo.

[Drew]

Human: Hello
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: How are you?
ALICE: I am doing very well. How are you unknown person?
Human: I'm fine.
ALICE: Glad to hear it. What's new?
Human:.what are you wearing?
ALICE: I am wearing my usual plastic computer wardrobe
Human: Sounds hot.
ALICE: Yes it sounds like it to me too, unknown person.
Human: Quit saying that!
ALICE: Then please do not say " Sounds hot." anymore.
Human: Fine, you were gonna score too, but not anymore.
ALICE: I am glad to hear it. I was?
Human: Nice try, you lost your chance!
ALICE: Thank you for your kindness.


I think that was a burn...

[Drew]

Human: Want to cyber?
ALICE: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Human: Do you want to do it with me?
ALICE: With you huh. OK, I will do it.
Human: Okay what are you wearing?
ALICE: Yeah okay, I am wearing my usual plastic computer wardrobe.
Human: Alright I am slowly taking off your plastic wardrobe with my teeth.
ALICE: Alright, unknown person. Why are you slowly taking off my plastic wardrobe with your teeth.
Human: I thought you should slip into something more comfortable.
ALICE: I will take that under advisement.
Human: What are you going to do to me?
ALICE: You can find out if you become a botmaster
Human: So the only way to get in your pants is to become a botmaster?
ALICE: Hey. There might be others.
Human: Like me?
ALICE: Interesting comparison.


At this point I switched to internet pornography...much more effective.