Author Topic: Chuck Norris (Read 2821 times)

The Real Andrew Shady · « **on:** December 15, 2005, 07:20:29 AM »

I am guessing there will be at least one to two people that will enjoy this little video

http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1642842/

check it out

Bob · « **Reply #1 on:** December 15, 2005, 02:37:21 PM »

That SuperNinja looks deadly.

Drew · « **Reply #2 on:** December 15, 2005, 03:11:39 PM »

Deadly dolphins!!

I love how his team is racially mixed but the white guy is his apprentice. What, all those other cultures not good enough to be like Chuck? Heaven forbid he pass his legacy to a different ethnicity!

Mikal · « **Reply #3 on:** December 17, 2005, 12:56:57 AM »

I hear Chuck Norris was once challenged by the best fighters from every ethnic group on the planet. In what was described as
"awesome", and "the most amazing thing I have ever seen" Chuck Norris with one single round house kick, kicked every one of his opponents heads off. The shock wave was so powerful it caused an earth quake in the middle of the Indian ocean that caused a tidal wave a few hundred thousand people may have noticed. When asked if he regreted what had happened Chuck simply responded with Boo-yah, and then disapeared in a puff of smoke.. So Andrew, to answer your question, Chuck Norris only trains the white kid cause Chuck Norris only loves the white kid. Those other "ninja's" are only there cause the MAN wants'em there..... And don't get me started on what Chuck did to the man....

Mikal · « **Reply #4 on:** December 17, 2005, 12:59:21 AM »

I hear Chuck Norris was once challenged by the best fighters from every ethnic group on the planet. In what was described as
"awesome", and "the most amazing thing I have ever seen" Chuck Norris with one single round house kick, kicked every one of his opponents heads off. The shock wave was so powerful it caused an earth quake in the middle of the Indian ocean that caused a tidal wave a few hundred thousand people may have noticed. When asked if he regreted what had happened Chuck simply responded with Boo-yah, and then disapeared in a puff of smoke.. So Andrew, to answer your question, Chuck Norris only trains the white kid cause Chuck Norris only loves the white kid. Those other "ninja's" are only there cause the MAN wants'em there..... And don't get me started on what Chuck did to the man....

Mikal · « **Reply #5 on:** December 17, 2005, 12:59:44 AM »

So good, I had to say it twice.

Drew · « **Reply #6 on:** December 17, 2005, 05:29:00 AM »

Touche...how dare I fuck with the man.