These are all soooo true, Andrew, you're quips are incredible
and Shad, "Seriously... you've had all your life to learn how to breathe... get with the program or give up... please!" I'm not gonna lie, a little pee came out."
What really gets my goose is B.C. drivers, only in B.C. can you be driving in a straight line on a highway and hit your breaks for no fucking reason at all. You get yourself all steady to break for like a deer or a dead fucking Moose, nope, it was probably a butterfly.