I'd be there but I have to go to a crap ass family reunion in Battleford, Sask. This is the side of the family that we rarely see... all my cousins are meth heads, practically all my uncles and aunts are divorced and will therefore be fighting all weekend, most of the older people are alcoholics or recovering alcoholics, not many of them have graduated high school, and the majority live on welfare... yup they're real winners! So as you can imagine, my side of the family doesn't really fit in or get along with them so well.
It drives me crazy that I pay taxes to support their lazy asses so they can sit around and eat corn dogs and watch WWE all day. Talking to them is a struggle... you cannot use big words or else they get confused.
ARRRG, I'm very unhappy about this reunion if you can't tell! Like I don't spend enough time up here in Deadmonton away from my friends already; and now I have to waste a whole weekend in butt fuck nowhere, when I could have come home and actually be hanging out with you guys.
Wow... where's the Tylenol.
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