Author Topic: Frivolous Law Suits (Read 3144 times)

Skywalker · « **on:** July 20, 2006, 04:43:29 PM »

Just about nothing pisses me off more than stupid people sueing over stupid things. We've all heard of the McDonalds coffee fiasco. So post any retarded lawsuits you come across here.

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Daughter Who Surprised Mom With Birthday Visit Sues Parents

MADISON, Wis. -- An Illinois woman is suing her Wisconsin parents for maintaining an icy driveway that she blamed for a fall that broke her ankle two winters ago.

This week, a federal judge refused to toss out the lawsuit, setting up a trial for November.

Carriel Louah, 25, visited Darlington, Wis., to surprise her mother on her birthday in January 2005. But the next morning, she was injured when she slipped and fell on her parents' driveway. She filed suit against her parents earlier this year.

The daughter said that a letter from her mom apologizing months after the fall proves that her parents knew they had a defective gutter for years and did nothing about it.

She's seeking more than $75,000 in damages for medical bills and lost wages.

Her parents said that she can't prove the driveway was icy at the time or that their drainage system was faulty.

U.S. District Judge John Shabaz said that a jury should decide the matter.

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Can the parents sue her for being a crappy daughter and not helping them fix the gutter or de-ice the driveway? Or may be she can file another suit against them for having created such a useless waste of human skin?

Bob · « **Reply #1 on:** July 20, 2006, 06:14:32 PM »

I'm going to sue mike fore eating all my vegetables.

Skywalker · « **Reply #2 on:** July 20, 2006, 08:21:38 PM »

Mike is gonna sue us for slandering vegetarians

Mikal · « **Reply #3 on:** July 21, 2006, 02:43:30 AM »

Yes Shad I am, also, I am thinking of defamation of character.. It's ON!!

Skywalker · « **Reply #4 on:** July 21, 2006, 04:48:58 AM »

Andrew... know any good lawyers? This vegan jerk is going down.

Mikal · « **Reply #5 on:** July 21, 2006, 07:36:11 PM »

It's vegitarian, and it's Mr. to you.

Drew · « **Reply #6 on:** July 21, 2006, 08:37:27 PM »

Don't worry boys we have nothing to fear. You see a defamation suit is only successful if the things we spread are untrue. In this case it is a fact that vegans suck. Any judge would have Mike thrown from the courtroom.

Mikal · « **Reply #7 on:** July 22, 2006, 12:39:40 AM »

You may be able to stop law suits, but you can't stop bullets, you all are finished

Skywalker · « **Reply #8 on:** July 22, 2006, 01:05:26 AM »

I think we've just been added to his "To Kill" list

Aquabat · « **Reply #9 on:** July 25, 2006, 02:08:32 AM »

continuing his list of BoBo the Clown, Criss Angel, George Foreman and Colonol Sanders (with his wee beady eye and that smug look on his face, "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken!)