The Gong Show
General Chat => Say Hello => Topic started by: ArcAiN6 on March 23, 2006, 06:39:05 PM
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hmmm... oh!... you scared me... didn't see you there... so....
*innocent whistle*
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Welcome to the party, hope you brought the Vaseline...
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Who the hell is that?
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That's none of your God damned business, Ryan, this fresh meat is mine, and mine alone!
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But I was hoping that you would teach me some of your more daring sexual maneuvers!
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Now if I went and did that, they wouldn't be my maneuvers, now would they?
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I guess not.... But then we could have a special sexual bond between each other. The kind that Mike dreams of having with me.
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Ha, with you?! I'm almost positive I'm the only exotic, erotic Ontarioan sex God on this site, I should be in everyone's dreams. The only bonds I enjoy are connected at the hips.
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I never said that you weren't in my dreams Trev.... *scandalous!*
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Ha, I'd be lying if the dreams weren't also reciprocated from me...
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This is a very creepy thread. You guys are messed.
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We're messed? Come on, you're with Bob
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Well I may be with Bob, but I am not making sexual advances at people of the same sex. I am holding my ground. You two are weird.
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but I am not making sexual advances at people of the same sex.
Which is quite unfortunate for Bob.
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Yea, well, I'm an open-minded kind of guy...and it's Ryan, men don't get much more feminine than that!
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He moisturizes, smells of jasmine and has very soft hands.
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HAH! Soft eh?? Clearly you never saw my peeling hand when it was broken. Actually, I bet I can still find some in my cast if you would like. I can bring them over, and we can fondu them, like in Meet the Fockers.
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You have foreskin in your cast?
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*sigh* I was merely referring to the process of fonduing skin, not necessarily foreskin.
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foreskin in your cast, aha, it was your damaged penis in the 15 times thread!!!!!
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And did you see how big my cast had to be?? HUGE!! heh
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For swelling reasons, I'm sure. A good 15 times can easily triple, even quadruple the size of a normal man's penis. This does not come from past experience, I swear.