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« on: November 04, 2004, 05:59:26 AM »
Warning: the jokes below are extremely awful and crude; if you are even slightly a caring or compassionate person or have even a shred of human decency please close this thread now.
Ok guys, only the most offensive jokes are allowed in this thread... remember these are only jokes so don't get you panties in a knot. :evil2:
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What's the difference between menstral fluid and sand?
I cant gargal sand.
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There once was a little boy who was celebrating his 11th birthday.
He decided to test his family to see if they remembered his birthday, so he goes downstairs to his father. 'Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today', the boy said.
The father has no clue and finally gives up. 'I'm eleven!' the boy exclaims.
Next he goes in the kitchen, walks up to his grandma, and says, 'Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today'.
'Let me give it a guess', grandma says and sticks her hand in his trousers.
She plays with his testicles for about an hour or so (squeezing them; moving them back and forth), takes her hand out of his trousers, and says, 'You're eleven years old'.
'How did you know?' the boy asked.
Grandma replied, 'I heard you tell your father'
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What's the difference between an Indian father and a pizza?
Pizza can feed a family of four.
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Whats the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck load of bowling balls?
You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork
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How does a dude make his baby girl cry twice?
Wipes his bloody dick on her teddy bear