Author Topic: Do my homework (Read 4045 times)

Pornomonkey · « **on:** April 02, 2006, 04:26:38 PM »

I need metaphors reflecting people.

Your task:

Each of you will come up with one (1) metaphor that reflects yourself. I need five metaphors in total.

(i.e.: I am a race jockey - I ride you hard and fast until I leave you on your knees and breathless.)

I thank you dearly, all of you. There are no limits to this assignment, anything goes!

Pornomonkey · « **Reply #1 on:** April 03, 2006, 05:12:59 AM »

*shakes fist at you all*

You should be ashamed of yourselves. By participating in my thread, you are ultimately participating in the Gongshow. Some supporters you guys are!

Skywalker · « **Reply #2 on:** April 03, 2006, 07:51:55 PM »

Here's a metaphor for you...

I am a grad student - I already have so much homework to do that I have no time to do yours as well.

Happy?

Ryan · « **Reply #3 on:** April 03, 2006, 08:18:37 PM »

LOL, I think that beats the comment from the guy in my class on business ethics today --> In regards to the Worldcom scandal "Hell, I'd sell my soul for 11 billion dollars!"

So thanks, Shad.

Drew · « **Reply #4 on:** April 03, 2006, 09:07:22 PM »

Okay here's one: I am a rock, steadfast and hard...oh so very hard.

Pornomonkey · « **Reply #5 on:** April 04, 2006, 12:10:02 AM »

Andrew's has been added to my list. But, sadly, Shad's didn't meet my limitless requirements

Colezy · « **Reply #6 on:** April 04, 2006, 03:38:52 AM »

well this is not a metaphor! there for my own enjoyment though it is a trope, it is a simile as a diver thing need to be put together tight either water tight or air tight so this is my simile when asked if something is put together tight "oh It's tight, tight like a nun" boooyah

Aquabat · « **Reply #7 on:** April 04, 2006, 06:20:18 AM »

Quote from: Pornomonkey

Andrew's has been added to my list. But, sadly, Shad's didn't meet my limitless requirements

oxymoron???

I am an abstract painting, people question the thoughts running through me, but I have no answers, all I have are more questions. I am limited to my borders, and bordered by my limits. I am a process, layer upon layer, completing the picture.

that is all, pass the absinthe.

Drew · « **Reply #8 on:** April 04, 2006, 02:02:22 PM »

You know, that was pretty darn deep.

Pornomonkey · « **Reply #9 on:** April 04, 2006, 04:40:39 PM »

Oxymoron is right, I feel I have just been knocked down a bit

And damn, those are good, they've got me thinking

Colezy · « **Reply #10 on:** April 04, 2006, 05:03:29 PM »

red wine is the taste of passion lust revenge love rage and peace
by Cole Imler

Ryan · « **Reply #11 on:** April 04, 2006, 05:22:20 PM »

POST WHORE!!

Colezy · « **Reply #12 on:** April 04, 2006, 05:35:57 PM »

no I origanily posted in the wrong thread because I was drunk

Skywalker · « **Reply #13 on:** April 04, 2006, 06:02:37 PM »

Quote from: Drew

You know, that was pretty darn deep.

Ol' Steve-O is smarter than he looks!

Aquabat · « **Reply #14 on:** April 04, 2006, 10:02:08 PM »

Entirelee Possubull.