Ok... I always tell myself not to go to those cheap places to get my hair cut, I almost always go somewhere pretty nice. Every time I do go cheap I always get butchered.
Well today was no exception...
I really needed a haircut so I started driving to one of the nicer parts of Edmonton (because all the places around here were called names like Wong's Salon or Barb's Haircutters. Forget that! Anyways I found a place that looked allright except for the mullet wearing bum outside the door (not that rare in Edmonton... even in the nicer parts).
I walk in... Looks ok... except nobody's in there. Then the guy who I thought was a bum walks in and points me to his chair. Yikes! That was the first sign that I should have left.
Against better judgment I sit down, and the guy goes to get the cape thing. As he walks by I get a strong whiff of cheap booze and cigarettes. That wasn't the worst of it, as he puts the cape on me I notice his hands are shaking like crazy... he was definitely going through withdrawl from some hard drugs. That was the second sign that I should have left.
So lets recap, I got my hair cut by some sweaty drunken bastard that had a long greasy MULLET and was going through some serious withdrawl! Anyways my haircut was all uneven and choppy and shit, it looked worse then when Neal, Jeff and Jim tried to cut it while we were fighting that time at the party! I think that I really might have just gotten my haircut by some street bum...…maybe the owners were tied up in the back??
But in the end it turned out not to be unfixable... except for my side burns... he cut them like completely off… like who does that! Anyways, I went and found a nice expensive place to get it fixed right after. But I took this pic of my missing sideburns when I got home. Hopefully they grow back soon.
Moral of the story, don't cheap out on haircuts!
Topic: Shad's Scary Haircut Story (Read 2323 times)