The Captain's a Woman

[Bob]

I thought this joke was kinda weak. But it is good enough for the likes of you.


As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave
the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc.
Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your
captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to your
destination."

Ed sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, "Did I hear her
right? Is the captain a woman?"

When the attendants came by with the drink cart, he said "Did I
understand you right? Is the captain a woman?"

"Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female."

"My God," said Ed, "I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I don't
know what to think of all those women up there in the cockpit."

"That's another thing sir," said the attendant, "We no longer call it
the cock pit. Now it's the Box office."