Oh, we will see about that! I shall shame you all with my Gongshowing skills, for I have returned. Mind you, when I look at it, I'm not the only one with 0 posts per day, so I don't feel so lonely.

1,176 posts (1 per day)

Zing! Only one post per day behind the forums top poster! Not doing as bad as I thought!  

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I made a vain attempt to vote for branding it before launching it into space, but failed miserably. I sufficed with a vote of sending it to space, if the man can afford a $750,000 leather-clad rubber ball, he can afford another.

#13 totally just blew my freaking mind.

/random monthly post.

Where did they hide the Mexicans?

Looks pretty damn nice there, though

Yea, so my old highschool fucked me over. Saying I didn't graduate when I graduated two years ago.
I can get my diploma (again) if I do a final project. My project is on the war on drugs (irony, I'm all for 'em). I need to write two poems pertaining to the topic. I have written one so far:

The Drug Effects

My life’s a mess, my world crazy,
My eyes are bleeding, it’s getting hazy,
He comes this day, to consume me,
My mind’s surrounded, no more to see
The smell of death, a smell so dank,
Out of consciousness, my mind goes blank,
A spark of hope, shines so bright,
My eyes still closed, I see the light,
Then it’s gone, no time at all,
I feel something, I feel the fall,
Into the dark, as black reflects,
I know this now, the drug effects.

I need two more! Any kind of poem! I don't care about lude content. I'm slapping my balls off the principal's forehead as I hand this into her anyways.

Heh.