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Open Chat / HOUSE BOATING 2007!!!!
« on: October 25, 2006, 09:10:00 PM »
I like the sounds of that! Laura and I are in.
No guarantees on the skanky lesbians though.
No guarantees on the skanky lesbians though.
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Open Chat / Forget houseboats, how about a yacht?
« on: October 20, 2006, 10:58:43 PM »
Your right it's way too high. It's actually retracted to allow access to the choper's hanger. I saw a couple pictures with the b-ball net lowered and extended. All that work for a basketball net. No wonder it was 200mil.
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Open Chat / Forget houseboats, how about a yacht?
« on: October 20, 2006, 09:14:29 PM »
You can even play some B-ball on the helipad.
If they had hockey nets i'd be sold. Who really likes basketball anyways??
If they had hockey nets i'd be sold. Who really likes basketball anyways??
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Open Chat / Forget houseboats, how about a yacht?
« on: October 20, 2006, 08:59:22 PM »
We just missed seeing this beast of a yacht in Monaco by about a week this summer. Apparently it was there for a big yacht show.
Anyways, to rent it out for a day we only need a cool US$90,000.
*...checks pocket for change...*
Who's in?
Anyways, to rent it out for a day we only need a cool US$90,000.
*...checks pocket for change...*
Who's in?
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Events / Halloween?
« on: October 19, 2006, 10:01:53 PM »
Who indeed.
How can the rest of us get tickets? Do all we need to be U of C students? or can Alumni get in without a guest?
How can the rest of us get tickets? Do all we need to be U of C students? or can Alumni get in without a guest?
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Open Chat / Place your bets!
« on: October 19, 2006, 07:58:20 PM »Quote from: Skywalker
I voted twice
You and your damn alter ego!
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Open Chat / Place your bets!
« on: October 18, 2006, 07:49:30 PM »
I almost threw-up at the thought of Shad getting a pink sock. Nasty. Thanks Alston.
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Events / Halloween?
« on: October 12, 2006, 07:34:33 PM »Quote from: Alston
Muck and Jay's House?
Feed Muck 2 beers and it will be a sure thing.
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Open Chat / Jobs Mike should apply for.
« on: October 11, 2006, 10:44:13 PM »Quote from: Alston
I'm a Flight Attendant not a Stewardess
I know. But Mike would have to be a "Stewardess"
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Open Chat / Jobs Mike should apply for.
« on: October 11, 2006, 10:25:11 PM »
1. BJ Services (www.bjservices.ca) is looking for Pressure Pumpers, Lubrication Engineers, and Drilling Shaft Inspectors
2. Stewardess with Alston
3. AA Therapist
4. Speech Impediment Therapist / Masseuse
That should keep you busy for a while.
2. Stewardess with Alston
3. AA Therapist
4. Speech Impediment Therapist / Masseuse
That should keep you busy for a while.
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Jokes / Beer vs. Vagina
« on: October 11, 2006, 09:23:35 PM »
[size=] Beer vs. Vagina[/size]
1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER
2.Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA
3.A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER
4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair
between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA
5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.
6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA
7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
One point to VAGINA
8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer.
One point to VAGINA
9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER
10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to VAGINA
11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun.
One point to VAGINA
12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to VAGINA
13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off.
One point to BEER
14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can.
One point to BEER
15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down.
One point to BEER
16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner,ale,lager,etc
One point to BEER
17. You always know how much beer is going to cost
One point to BEER
18. Beer doesn't have a mother
One point to BEER
19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink it
One point to BEER
FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8
That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them ...
... an extra point for BEER
1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER
2.Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA
3.A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER
4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair
between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA
5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.
6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA
7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
One point to VAGINA
8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer.
One point to VAGINA
9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER
10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to VAGINA
11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun.
One point to VAGINA
12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to VAGINA
13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off.
One point to BEER
14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can.
One point to BEER
15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down.
One point to BEER
16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner,ale,lager,etc
One point to BEER
17. You always know how much beer is going to cost
One point to BEER
18. Beer doesn't have a mother
One point to BEER
19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink it
One point to BEER
FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8
That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them ...
... an extra point for BEER
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Open Chat / Drunk post!@!!
« on: October 07, 2006, 05:29:11 AM »
Good recap!! The night is such a blur.
Thankfully I was still pretty wasted when I cleaned up the mystery vomit. The whole condo stunk so bad. I'm pretty sure it wasn't me, but who knows.
Is stoy even alive? I haven't talked to him either ... he's probably still in the dog house.
What a shit show!
Thankfully I was still pretty wasted when I cleaned up the mystery vomit. The whole condo stunk so bad. I'm pretty sure it wasn't me, but who knows.
Is stoy even alive? I haven't talked to him either ... he's probably still in the dog house.
What a shit show!