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General Chat => Open Chat => Topic started by: Bob on September 01, 2006, 05:45:12 PM

Title: My new toy
Post by: Bob on September 01, 2006, 05:45:12 PM: (http://www.evogear.com/imgp/500/5871.Size.LengthCM_138_Image.jpg)

Isn't it delicious?
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Post by: RKSS on September 01, 2006, 06:43:40 PM: Is that a hover board?
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Post by: Mikal on September 02, 2006, 12:23:52 AM: Like the ones in back to the future?
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Post by: Aquabat on September 02, 2006, 03:22:24 AM: That is soooo kick ass!!! is it on order, or do you currently have it in your possession?
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Post by: Bob on September 02, 2006, 03:37:48 AM: On its way to Tracey's house
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Post by: Mikal on September 02, 2006, 06:33:46 AM: Man I can't wait to HOVER!!!!!!!
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Post by: RKSS on September 03, 2006, 12:53:16 AM: all we need now is the hover car. We are by far going to be the coolest people around.
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Post by: Aquabat on September 04, 2006, 02:22:35 AM: Karol, are you on the hover car parts?
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Post by: RKSS on September 04, 2006, 04:38:47 PM: all i need is a anti gravity device and im set.
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Post by: Mikal on September 04, 2006, 06:48:51 PM: Why don't you geeks go and watch star trek or something
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Post by: RKSS on September 04, 2006, 09:26:59 PM: Man I can't wait to HOVER!!!!!!! <<------ Mike

Come on now, you are part of this too.
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Post by: Bob on September 05, 2006, 03:56:38 AM: Mmmmm wakeboard.
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Post by: Jami on September 05, 2006, 04:21:49 AM: Mmm... umm... wakesurf?
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Post by: Bob on September 05, 2006, 04:59:38 AM: The coolest part about your photo is the person taking it.

Boooya!
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Post by: Skywalker on September 05, 2006, 05:18:07 AM: Sweet pics Bob! Where where you guys? Little Bow?
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Post by: Bob on September 05, 2006, 05:48:35 AM: Ya we were down there for the day
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Post by: RKSS on September 05, 2006, 07:36:03 PM: I wish i could swim.
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Post by: Jami on September 05, 2006, 11:50:07 PM: You don't need to know how to swim to wakeboard. You have a lifejacket.
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Post by: Ryan on September 05, 2006, 11:57:41 PM: I agree, I mean, it's not called a Deathjacket or anything. It'll save you Karol!!!

Well, most of the time anyway....
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Post by: Aquabat on September 06, 2006, 05:07:31 AM: And they make them sleeveless so you could still wear your waterwings.
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Post by: RKSS on September 06, 2006, 04:28:26 PM: you will need a lot of water wings when i make you some concrete boots you bastard.

Ya i guess you people are right, but what about deadly fish that bite your feet? or vicious lake cats.
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Post by: Ryan on September 06, 2006, 05:49:47 PM: Or perhaps a sting ray attack to the heart??

Oh, too soon?? heh
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Post by: RKSS on September 06, 2006, 06:49:15 PM: that was one sting ray to not fuck with.
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Post by: Drew on September 06, 2006, 11:10:06 PM: I think it's ironic that it wasn't a crocodile. I mean, I sure didn't see that one coming. I wonder if he appreciated it in his last moments.
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Post by: Ryan on September 06, 2006, 11:24:17 PM: Oh I'm sure he did. "You lil' bugger..." or something like that. I guess deaths from sting rays are not very common at all. Unlucky bastard.... Australia wants a state funeral for him heh.
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Post by: Jami on September 06, 2006, 11:32:09 PM: It was only the third ever recorded death caused by a stingray in Australia.
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Post by: Ryan on September 07, 2006, 12:02:53 AM: There you have it, leave it to the gossip queen. That shit IS useful after all!!!
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Post by: Drew on September 07, 2006, 12:44:35 AM: Hey Jami I can make up stats too. For instance only ten kangaroos have ever learned to play the piccolo in Zimbabwe during the Full Moon Festival.
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Post by: Jami on September 07, 2006, 12:51:13 AM: That is a very interesting fact Andrew. The only difference between your fact and mine, is that mine is accurate, and yours is bologna!
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Post by: Bob on September 07, 2006, 01:01:14 AM: How is Andrew's fact a city? I dont get it.

The city of Bologna is the seventh most populated city of Italy, with 387,667 inhabitants within the boundaries of the Municipality on a territory of 140,871 sq. kilometres. Bologna is the main economic and cultural, as well as administrative, centre of the Emilia-Romagna region, and, thanks to its position, it can be easily reached from any direction.
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Post by: Jami on September 07, 2006, 01:19:46 AM: I did not capitalize the B in bologna, so clearly I meant the meat substance and not the city. In other words, Andrews "fact" is false.

This is quite off topic from the original post I might add.
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Post by: Ryan on September 07, 2006, 01:27:50 AM: But it is far more entertaining!
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Post by: Drew on September 07, 2006, 01:29:14 PM: I think calling bologna a meat is a bit of a stretch. Nice attempt to cover up calling me a city.
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Post by: Bob on March 07, 2007, 09:13:22 PM: Part 2 is now on its way. The circle is almost complete!
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Post by: RKSS on March 08, 2007, 06:27:43 PM: Are those magnetic boots for your hover board?
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Post by: Bob on March 08, 2007, 08:15:59 PM: They are actually made out of dead baby hides. That's how you know you are getting the quality product.
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Post by: RKSS on March 08, 2007, 08:52:23 PM: mmmmm i love the sound babys make when they bounce off concrete
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Post by: Drew on March 25, 2007, 06:11:56 PM: Is it wakeboard season yet? God I love water and boats and drinking. Get me on a lake!
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Post by: Bob on April 10, 2007, 03:12:44 AM: Here is the moment everyone has been waiting for.

The Bob and Wakeboard photo shoot of 2007 - First Edition
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Post by: Mikal on April 10, 2007, 03:14:32 AM: Wow Bob, your vanity never ceases to amaze me. The fact that you put a life jacket it on gives the pictures some legitamacy, but the lack of shorts is disapointing. Also, how did you manage to wrangle Jami into taking the photo's?
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Post by: Jami on April 10, 2007, 03:16:19 AM: The ski vest and gloves were my idea actually... I encouraged the photo shoot.
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Post by: Ryan on April 10, 2007, 03:24:51 AM: She certainly did "encourage" it, but keep in mind that she didn't have to twist his rubber arm very hard. If you look closely, you can also notice that Bob wet his hair for some of those pictures. Quite authentic.
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Post by: Bob on April 10, 2007, 03:28:40 AM: I don't know if I would call it vanity. It was more like beer and boredom merging gloriously together.
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Post by: Ryan on April 10, 2007, 05:03:31 AM: I think the scariest part of those photos is that they are the "First Edition," as Bob put it....
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Post by: Mikal on April 10, 2007, 05:06:50 AM: *shudder* That's right, there could be more! Maybe next time bob will actually include water, a boat, and good times.
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Post by: Drew on April 24, 2007, 10:40:13 PM: Edition 2 will be me with the wakeboard. Defiling it.
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Post by: Jami on August 10, 2007, 01:54:55 AM: Look at MY new toys. They are the prettiest things in the world!!
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Post by: Drew on August 10, 2007, 03:03:10 AM: Nice try Jami, I can download pictures from websites too.
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Post by: Jami on August 10, 2007, 05:06:39 AM: I bought them today and they are on their way! I should have them in 2 weeks, at which point I will post a gratuitous photo shoot of the wakeboard and I like Bobby did.
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Post by: Drew on August 10, 2007, 11:52:57 PM: Sweet. The lakes should be good and cold by then.
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Post by: Jami on August 11, 2007, 12:24:12 AM: That's why dry suits were invented! I'm crossing my fingers to have them before Osoyoos anyway.
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Post by: Drew on August 11, 2007, 06:28:10 PM: Ah, that lake will still be toasty. Hope there is room on the little plane for your board.
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Post by: Bob on August 11, 2007, 10:52:00 PM: That way if it crashes I can surf on it down to save myself like that kid does in Tailspin with Baloo.
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Post by: Jami on August 11, 2007, 11:35:39 PM: Fortunately, we will not be taking that dinky plane anymore. Yay for Airmiles!
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Post by: Drew on August 12, 2007, 12:16:13 AM: Weak. No Kit Cloudkicker for Bob.