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« Reply #30 on: September 28, 2004, 02:15:55 AM »
Does she come with any accessories, like friends that will pleasure me while she makes dinner, or remote controlled cars?

 Also the friends mentioned above must be attractive, no ugly fatties, no fatties and if she is ugly and skinny I will consider her proposal after a 6 pack.
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« Reply #31 on: September 28, 2004, 07:30:03 PM »
jami if you pay me $100 i'll take bobby, but i will work him like the dog he is, then you can have him back when my house is clean, and my oil has been changed in the car.

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« Reply #32 on: September 28, 2004, 07:46:29 PM »
But im soo cute   :kitty:
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« Reply #33 on: September 28, 2004, 10:29:01 PM »
yeah dogs are cute but their poo still stinks :rockon:

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« Reply #34 on: September 28, 2004, 10:39:07 PM »
Go have a nap! Old Timer! :Irule:
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« Reply #35 on: September 28, 2004, 11:06:46 PM »
If I had $100 I would take that offer. Unfortunatley all I have to offer at the moment is a half full slurpee.
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« Reply #36 on: September 28, 2004, 11:38:12 PM »
well half a slurpy sounds about right, but i'll have to pass

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« Reply #37 on: September 29, 2004, 03:11:34 AM »
Hmm, very tempting purchase, I must say... but does the truck come with you, Bob?

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« Reply #38 on: September 29, 2004, 02:10:51 PM »
For looking at yes, for driving only if it is to take my  :drunk: ass home.
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« Reply #39 on: October 30, 2004, 08:56:36 AM »
I will take her for five bucks.......maybe ten......she's real purdy
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« Reply #40 on: December 03, 2004, 02:21:46 AM »
This is Slaughter.

I will give Pornomonkey for Jami. Fair deal.

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« Reply #41 on: December 03, 2004, 06:23:27 AM »
That is the most amazing avatar I have ever seen, and so so ideal for the purpose of the site.  :hump:
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« Reply #42 on: December 03, 2004, 05:40:50 PM »
Stole it from some other kid on another forum, I also found it quite suitable for the theme of the festivities  :D

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« Reply #43 on: February 10, 2005, 11:20:44 PM »
ill see your bubble gum wrapper and raise you a picture of me humping school mascott

and mabye ill throw in a ten if she comes with her own sheos...
possibly another ten if she can clean!
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« Reply #44 on: April 01, 2006, 02:29:42 AM »
Still waiting for an offer to take this one home. I am thinking about an Unreserved auction next.
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