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Offline enndogger

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Beer vs. Vagina
« on: October 11, 2006, 09:23:35 PM »
[size=] Beer vs. Vagina[/size]

1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER

2.Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA

3.A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER

4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair
between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA

5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.

6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA

7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
One point to VAGINA

8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer.
One point to VAGINA

9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER

10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to VAGINA

11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun.
One point to VAGINA

12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to VAGINA

13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off.
One point to BEER

14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can.
One point to BEER

15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down.
One point to BEER

16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner,ale,lager,etc
One point to BEER

17. You always know how much beer is going to cost
One point to BEER

18. Beer doesn't have a mother
One point to BEER

19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink it
One point to BEER

FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8

That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER

PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them ...
... an extra point for BEER

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Beer vs. Vagina
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2006, 09:55:41 PM »
I was worried Vagina might win out, but beer really cleaned up at the end there.. YAY Beer!
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Beer vs. Vagina
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2006, 10:04:20 PM »
YOu guys would never get any Vagina if girls didn't DRINK beer!!!!
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« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2006, 10:55:41 PM »
Good point Alston... Therefore another point goes to Beer!

Beer: 12  Vagina:8

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Beer vs. Vagina
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2006, 01:06:29 AM »
You usually want to wash out your mouth with beer.
But beer leads to washing your mouth with Gina
Another draw.

Oh, I got one.
Head accompanying your beer = BAD
Head accompanying vagina     = GOOD

One point to Vagina.
« Last Edit: October 12, 2006, 01:11:13 AM by Aquabat »
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« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2006, 02:12:19 AM »
Okay my turn.

If you smash a beer repeatedly with a baseball bat to the point that it is just little pieces and you can't drink anymore.  You feel a bit guilty right?

Well if you smash a vagina repeatedly with a baseball bat, bitch probably deserved it.  Am I right or what?

I'm not sure where the point goes there.  But my point still stands.
« Last Edit: October 12, 2006, 02:13:25 AM by Drew »
Now if you'll excuse me, I have some death to defy.

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« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2006, 02:15:07 AM »
Bah Ha ha HA HA!!!  Oh my god you are messed!  But, I'm right there with you because I think that was funny as hell!