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« on: November 17, 2005, 12:04:20 AM »
In the spirit of politcial incorrectness this is a thread to bitch about things in every day life that piss you off.  

Why am I starting this you ask?  Because I can.

First on my list is people who take the elevator up one floor.  For the love of God, if you are too lazy to walk up one fucking flight of stairs you need to die.  Seriously.

Oh and if you are too fat or crippled to walk up one flight of stairs see my above recommendation.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have some death to defy.

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« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2005, 01:25:14 AM »
People that take more than 10 items to the Express Lane at your local grocer. God damn them all!

Lawn gnomes. I hate them, every second person in this town has at least a pair of secretive lawn gnomes. I despise them, they sit there, or stand rather, and stare, at absolutely nothing. What good are they? Useless in every sense, other than to inflict meaningless curiosity in those such as myself...

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« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2005, 04:35:46 PM »
Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam.



It makes me angry when I receive about 300 emails a day, and having around 3 of them be actual emails from people.  Stupid spam.  I think we should form a vigilante group (possibly similar to the A-team) and hunt down all spammers and kill them until they die from it.

The only other problem will be what to kill them with. Ak's or Lightsabre.

Oh the choices.

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« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2005, 10:40:22 PM »
Okay how about when you are driving really fast in the left lane of hte highway, blowing by everyone.  Then up ahead someone in the right lane pulls out in front of you to pass someone that was in the right lane in front of them.

And then...they don't speed up to pass!  And it takes them like 10 fucking minutes to accelerate, meanwhile you want to just start ramming them until they spin off the road and die in a fiery blaze like the ignorant bastards deserve.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have some death to defy.

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« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2005, 10:47:58 PM »
I would imagine you would look something like this.

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« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2005, 11:45:34 PM »
Oh just got a new one.


People that email/message you asking a question, to which you promptly answer (correctly or not) and then give no response to acknowledge your answer.


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« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2005, 08:14:47 AM »
You know what really grinds my gears... people that breathe loud.  WTF!  Have you ever had to sit next to someone on an airplane or something and they for some reason cannot breathe quietly.  Seriously... you've had all your life to learn how to breathe... get with the program or give up... please!

I'm sure this thread is gonna be a hit, I hate alot of people for alot of stuff.   :angry:  Now where's the Tylenol?
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« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2005, 08:36:18 AM »
Got another one...
Those idiots who sue for anything.  It's your fault you're fat, not McDonalds. It's your fault you spilled coffee on yourself, not McDonalds.  
Sorry that your kid got shot, but it isn't the gun makers fault it's the kid who shot your kid's fault.  The list goes on and on!  
Some idiot sued Apple because iTunes only works with iPod.  Some crackhead sued the NASA because they shot a probe into a comet; she said that it would put the stars out of alignment and affect her horoscope and therefore cause her mental anguish.  Or suing NBC and the show Fear Factor because it made you vomit.  If you're such a pussy TURN IT OFF!!! ARRRG! Idiots!  :punch:
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« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2005, 07:16:13 PM »
Okay I know my first one was about fat people but I just can't help these ones.

Firstly fat people who wear skimpy clothes, with their fat hanging out.  Do these people actually look in the mirror before they leave the house?  And if they do...do they say "Oh man, my blubber falling out of my tiny tank top looks so sexy.  Men everywhere will want to bang me"?  For all of our sake's please stop making me want to vomit six times in the span of the ten minutes it takes me to walk from one end of a mall to the other.

Secondly, I love it when fat people are so fat that they have resorted to a cane or motorized scooter to get around.  Oh wait, I don't love that at all.  If  you have reached that point where you can't even be bothered to walk, please kindly drive your scooter off a cliff and save me the trouble of being pissed off at your existence.
« Last Edit: November 18, 2005, 07:18:49 PM by Drew »
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« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2005, 09:57:56 PM »
Wow, we are one angry group of people.

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« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2005, 01:30:37 AM »
These are all soooo true, Andrew, you're quips are incredible
and Shad, "Seriously... you've had all your life to learn how to breathe... get with the program or give up... please!"  I'm not gonna lie, a little pee came out."

What really gets my goose is B.C. drivers, only in B.C. can you be driving in a straight line on a highway and hit your breaks for no fucking reason at all.  You get yourself all steady to break for like a deer or a dead fucking Moose, nope, it was probably a butterfly.
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« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2005, 03:15:18 AM »
You are an angry group of people, though I do agree about the fat people. Especially those that wear spandex and have clumps of skin that makes it hang in weird, unnatural ways.
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« Reply #12 on: November 21, 2005, 01:08:40 AM »
Saskatchewan...need I say more?  Probably not, but of course I shall anyways.

Ah, the land of the flat, a place where you can watch your dog run away for three days and never lose sight of him.  What a sucky province, people are fleeing from there daily to escape the squallor that is matched only by the Third World.

In fact I think people are actually moving from Sask to places like Somalia to seek improved living conditions.  Seriously, I could fill a bathtub with horse shit, call it a province and people would be lined up to move their families out of Saskatchewan and into the tub.

Phew, I feel much better.  Time for a drink.
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« Reply #13 on: November 21, 2005, 03:30:40 PM »
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Saskatchewan...need I say more?  Probably not, but of course I shall anyways.

Ah, the land of the flat, a place where you can watch your dog run away for three days and never lose sight of him.  What a sucky province, people are fleeing from there daily to escape the squallor that is matched only by the Third World.

In fact I think people are actually moving from Sask to places like Somalia to seek improved living conditions.  Seriously, I could fill a bathtub with horse shit, call it a province and people would be lined up to move their families out of Saskatchewan and into the tub.

Phew, I feel much better.  Time for a drink.
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« Reply #14 on: November 21, 2005, 06:08:51 PM »
Wicked, thankfully he will never check the website to know that he must come defend his honour.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have some death to defy.