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Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Ryan on March 31, 2006, 11:57:41 PM
Since Cole seemed bothered by the lack of activity, I took it upon myself to start up this thread. I'm sure everyone can think of something to post in here. Whether it be a video, a Southpark character from that design site, or this  -->>  http://www.pointsincase.com/columns/justin/2-19-06.htm (http://www.pointsincase.com/columns/justin/2-19-06.htm)

I think this one will really hit home with that big ogre.
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Skywalker on April 01, 2006, 12:08:05 AM
I had this picture kicking around on my computer, I just think it's funny because it was the peak of Cole's awkward growth phase.  Kind of reminds me of a baby horse with knobby knees that is so uncoordinated that it can bairly walk.  On the plus side, he was always able to buy us beer.
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Colezy on April 01, 2006, 12:55:08 AM
 very touching thanks guys I have a slight tear in my eye
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Bob on April 01, 2006, 01:04:55 AM
My photo is fresh off the press. I just wish I remembered the story that goes with it.
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Mikal on April 01, 2006, 01:34:31 AM
Cole looks a little like Dolph Lungen in Shad's post...
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Ryan on April 01, 2006, 01:42:56 AM
I don't think Bob's picture need a story to go along with it. It looks pretty self explanatory to me.
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Pornomonkey on April 01, 2006, 04:36:32 AM
Although I may have no pictures of Cole, I have heard the stories. This picture brought to mind some of those stories, which, in a sense, leads back to Cole indirectly.

*I did cut off the lower half for the sake of our Gongshow lady.*
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Mikal on April 01, 2006, 09:25:14 PM
I think we all appreciate the pic porno, but we also love lude and disturbing images of monkies jerking - well at least I do.
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Ryan on April 01, 2006, 10:55:53 PM
I think we need some synonyms so that we can be quasi discrete about Cole's obsessive behaviour. Here is a start.

bash the bishop, beat one's meat, charm the snake, choke one's chicken, have a hand shandy, straddle one's paddle, toss off, hand job, jack off, wank, spank the monkey
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Aquabat on April 02, 2006, 02:08:43 AM
I think little spoon likes it!
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Pornomonkey on April 02, 2006, 03:05:35 AM
Quote from: Ryan
I think we need some synonyms so that we can be quasi discrete about Cole's obsessive behaviour. Here is a start.

bash the bishop, beat one's meat, charm the snake, choke one's chicken, have a hand shandy, straddle one's paddle, toss off, hand job, jack off, wank, spank the monkey


"The single man's hand-job"
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Colezy on April 02, 2006, 04:08:04 AM
bo seduced me I swear hey if I don't remeber it it didn't happen!
oh god what did I do

here is me at work ..... man I love this thread


oh yeah single mans handjob works


[attachmentid=772]here is me at work ..... man I love this thread


Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Colezy on April 04, 2006, 05:04:25 PM
lets see a little more action in this thread c'mon now people
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Ryan on April 04, 2006, 05:28:15 PM
Heh, I think you need to do something stupid at wings on Wednesday in order to give us something more to write about.
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Colezy on April 04, 2006, 05:34:36 PM
Ryan done and done


Quote from: Mikal
Cole looks a little like Dolph Lungen in Shad's post...

well Mikey first off your totally gay for saying that and second I see the resembalance
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Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Skywalker on April 04, 2006, 07:58:36 PM
Ha ha ha!  Jakie didn't take those pics did she?  Somehow I just know you were all alone doing this.
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Aquabat on April 04, 2006, 10:06:05 PM
Ahh, the scrawnier, and yet fatter doppelganger of Dolph Lundgren.
Dolph may have the poolside picture, but Cole has got the tropical picture with his fern.
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Ryan on April 12, 2006, 03:35:38 AM
Here is my attempt to revive this thread.  Appealing??
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Colezy on April 14, 2006, 04:34:44 AM
Ryan that is appaling
but than you for the revival I have been out of town for the last 5 days

Fuck that was my 100th Post I was saving that but I forgot till I said add reply fuck

fuck fuck fuck
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Colezy on April 16, 2006, 12:11:00 AM
Steve there is a very good chance Jaclyn and I are down for a little hackey tommorow

Yes I am just trying to revive this thread
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Ryan on April 16, 2006, 06:05:07 PM
I think I will take a rain check on that potential beverage I spoke of.... Remind me not to drink ever again...
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Colezy on April 16, 2006, 06:14:29 PM
you don't really mean that ryan
last night truly was a blast
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Colezy on April 16, 2006, 06:27:24 PM
[attachmentid=800][attachmentid=799]Mother Hen Mikal nesting in the broom closet




[attachmentid=801]as well Babby passed out in a ball  on the futon
it's a  damn good thing we stopped by the cecil at 1:55 to pick up $50 worth of booze and niether drank a single drop
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Drew on April 16, 2006, 06:40:16 PM
Rookies... I would have been with you Cole.
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Ryan on April 16, 2006, 06:43:19 PM
Bahahaha, great pics there Colezy.  And no, I probably didn't mean that. But when I woke up this morning and almost fell over because I was still drunk, at that time I mey have regret my previous actions.  A solid evening, too bad the Roughnecks licked balls, almost as much as that pathetic crowd....
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Mikal on April 16, 2006, 09:28:22 PM
Please, no jokes about 'coming out of the closet', they are really not that great.
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Ryan on April 17, 2006, 12:17:10 AM
But can I still yell at you for spilling not 1, not 2, but 3 beer in one night?? 2 of which were pricey I might add.
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Colezy on April 17, 2006, 04:05:44 AM
Dude 3 try fuckin 6 or 7 he spilt 2 at limericks alone and 1 at my house right after coming out of th closet  hehheeeeyyyyyyoooooo
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Bob on April 17, 2006, 04:39:12 AM
[size=]LET'S GO ROUGH NECKS![/size]


Nothing quite like a night that has getting tossed out of pubs, bleeding, slaping in the face contests, pitstops at the cecil and 7 spilt beers.  Who's going to shake my hand? WHO?
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Skywalker on April 17, 2006, 04:47:20 AM
I think that the bro from Edmonton needs a summery of the above mentioned events... sounds like I should have been there!
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Ryan on April 17, 2006, 05:08:07 AM
My quick summary:

Mike was being a douchebag at the pub in the Dome, I forget the name of that place though.  So anyway, he and Cole started to scrap with each other, and the security guys through us out. It was pretty funny shit. Bob didn't realize why we left until much, much later.  I know my hand was bleeding slightly after Mike and the ogre Cole jumped on top of me, that wasn't so much fun. Not sure if there was any other blood around.  The slaping in the face came at Limericks, I was fortunate not to be a part of it. Andrew, Bob, Mike, and Colezy sat at a table, and one person slapped the guy next to him, he in turn slapped the next guy, and on around the table they went - multiple times...  The cecil was on the way to Cole's house, apparently they thought they needed more to drink. Ya, right guys. And Mike successfully managed to drop one beer on the way to the train, 2 at the dome, and the previously mentioned ones at Cole's.  That concludes the events that Bob mentioned, but don't you worry, there were plenty more.

LEEEEEEEEEETTTTT'SSSSSS GOOOOO ROUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHNNNNNEEEEEECCCCCCCCCKKKKKSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Colezy on April 17, 2006, 05:44:48 AM
Well Thadious I met Badwin Babby Ryan and the other Andrew around 745 too attend the roughnecks game they were all quite drunk and I had only had time too pound a couple quick gins into me while walking to the saddledome Badwin desides too urinate in the flyover walk way thingy inside the big4 thing we buy 6 beer mike spills one 30 seconds later buy 2 more 2 minutes later Mikal spills one on to the guys shoes in front of us we drink carry on and chant "lets go roughnecks" loudly and drunkenly till we piss off everybody around us still we managed to start the wave we gown down too duttons in the saddledome chug a bunch of double gins  I claim that a bunch of built 30yr olds in suits with playoff rings are "assholes" so Badwin gets in the middle of the makes the all back off a little and makes every last one of them shakes his hands there was like 8 of them Mike and I chug some more gins I think he spills another we start fighting each other than we get kicked out so Mike protests lyeing on the ground right in fgront of duttons till about 5 bouncers come and one talks him out of it we all take a cabby to limericks Badwinn and I go to outlaws and and boogy down for a bit and head to Limericks too find Jaclyn working and Bab Ryan and Andrew chanting "lets go roughnecks" Mikal knocks over and breaks 2 more full glasses of Beer we start going around the table slapping each other very hard in the face in a circle (we made it around a good 15 or 20 times) Jaclie gets off we leave thecab we call drives past us because we are tackeling and Mike and I are fist fighting infront of Limericks we finally get another cab he takes Babby Badwin Jaclyn and I to my place when I ask him to take us to a liquor store we wind up at the Cecil around 1:50am I buy a shitload of booze we get back Babby passes out on the couch in a ball (see above) and Badwin needs a bit of privacy for a phone call so he curls up in our  tiny frnt hall closet full of ski boots and suitcases and shuts the door he then finished his phone call and built himself a little nest and fell asleep I woke him up got him a foamie folded out the futon and they didn't drink a drop we whent to bed Mikal and Babby made gay love in our living room and we woke up in the morning had breakfast at Sam's and collectivly brought up and remeberd the nights events oh yeah Badwin lost his jacket when we got kicked out of duttons and knocked over and spilled a wine glass between coming out of the closet and going to the foamie...........
ahhhhh all this and not a single period or comma
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Ryan on April 17, 2006, 05:51:41 AM
And the strange part is Cole, after all of your posts, I have actually learned how to read your writing. I input my own commas and such without even thinking about it. Keep up the good work my friend. Until next time....


LET'S GO ROUGHNECKS!!!!
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Skywalker on April 17, 2006, 06:38:55 AM
Sweeet, wish I was there... I'm pretty sure I could have knocked over a few peoples drinks as well.  I'm also very impressed with the extensive write ups!  See you all on the 27th; that's when I'm coming home.  We should start some trouble.
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Drew on April 17, 2006, 04:18:12 PM
I'm home on the 26th.  What a nice surprise.  Hopefully these pansy can drink two days in a row for us eh Shad?

Oh...and the reference in Cole's post to "the other Andrew" brought a tear to my eye.  They remember me and I'm number 1!!
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Mikal on April 18, 2006, 03:57:24 AM
This is my formal apology for my behaviour on Saturday April 15th. I was heavily intoxicated and completely irrational. Although I do not regret anything, I do need to look to the future, and for that reason I am retiring from drinking.

 1 lost jacket and 110 dollars spent, nearly fighting 30 year old well built brutes, protesting and falling asleep in a closet is where I draw the line.

Please accept my resignation effective immidiately. It has been a blast, but I am finished.  I am leaving on a high not and I think we all can look back fondly.

Yours truly

Michael Goodwin
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Aquabat on April 18, 2006, 04:33:32 AM
[!--quoteo--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE[/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--quotec--]It has been a blast, but I am finished. I am leaving on a high not[e] and I think we all can look back fondly.[/quote]

It sounds like a high note, thanks for the description of the night boys!!!

Mike to celebrate your intimidativeness, you wanna grab a beer?
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Ryan on April 18, 2006, 05:16:21 AM
Lol, Mike, you are so full of shit.  We will be back at it again on Wednesday, and you know it!
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Colezy on April 18, 2006, 07:30:23 PM
Micheal if this is true I do belive it is time for another fist fight
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Colezy on April 21, 2006, 03:26:03 AM
it is 924 I am drunk sunburnt and think you all have bad attitudes ecspeacialy shad what the fuck shad lead us all on like your coming back to to calgary soon what the fuck i don't belive in nothing anymore man
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Skywalker on April 21, 2006, 04:08:41 AM
Dude... it sucks I know... do you think I wanna be stuck up here all summer!!!  Thanks for the message last night by the way.  Ha ha ha.  We can have a heart to heart about this when I get home on the 27th.
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Mikal on April 21, 2006, 06:07:00 PM
By heart to heart I am assuming you two me dick to ass. Queers
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Skywalker on April 21, 2006, 06:25:29 PM
How'd you know the secrect code?
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Drew on April 21, 2006, 06:26:53 PM
*Inserts obligatory and overused Brokeback joke*
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Mikal on April 21, 2006, 08:30:40 PM
You both dsgust me.
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Colezy on April 21, 2006, 10:31:46 PM
we also call it being mike and bob

yeah that was pretty bad wasn't it
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Ryan on April 21, 2006, 11:14:15 PM
In short, yes.
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Skywalker on April 26, 2006, 04:18:20 AM
Since Cole said we had to... here is my obligatory post to this thread.  

Here's a pic for ya'll.  We used to go to cliff jumping in Seebe back in the day.  On the way home it was manditory to do a naked bridge jump into ghost lake.  Here's Cole doing his duty.
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Drew on April 26, 2006, 04:18:26 AM
Cole is young and vigourous in bed.
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Post by: Colezy on April 26, 2006, 04:38:10 AM
Shad that is probably the best pic I have ever seen posted on the intrnet yet...... you are in
Andrew I like you enthusiasm but...........
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Ryan on April 26, 2006, 05:45:05 AM
Lol, that picture is amazing. I have seen a lot of pictures in my day, and that one certainly ranks right up there. I believe that lake is freaking cold as well isn't it?  Hope you were only with men heh.
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Post by: Skywalker on April 26, 2006, 05:56:34 AM
Nah, the lake is pretty warm in the summer... but the river by Seebe where the cliffs are is deadly cold!  The worst part about naked bridge jumping is the nut slappage when you hit the water.
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Drew on April 26, 2006, 12:10:26 PM
Well if that jump rendered Cole unable to procreate I for one will sleep a bit better this evening.
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Post by: Colezy on April 26, 2006, 03:29:09 PM
Thats it Andrew your out! no but seriously Buckets people big ones
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: enndogger on April 26, 2006, 05:10:28 PM
I found a communal bucket ...

Colezy, any need for a poker table?    Laura has one that should fit in my car.
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Colezy on April 26, 2006, 05:15:52 PM
Man your wierd but your in we could play poker I am always up but I must forwarn you of the mass quantities of beer the will be going up down and all around
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Aquabat on April 26, 2006, 09:14:16 PM
[!--quoteo--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE[/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--quotec--]Well if that jump rendered Cole unable to procreate I for one will sleep a bit better this evening.[/quote]

Or if that didn't do it, the hiking boot drop to the nuts should have taken care of things.
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Colezy on April 27, 2006, 07:08:34 PM
so what is the verdict with tonights festivities ? postponed ? or given'er
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Aquabat on April 27, 2006, 07:48:01 PM
Saturday for the drunkathon?  I'd be up for some Hackey Watching Tonight!!!
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Colezy on April 27, 2006, 08:12:34 PM
sure I'll have some ppl over for hockey then don't worry shad and niel we can still get messy
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Colezy on April 29, 2006, 12:36:48 AM
I am pretty sure I am going to throw up
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Bob on April 29, 2006, 12:52:54 AM
Get pics!
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Colezy on April 29, 2006, 01:31:25 AM
Niel I would like to personally admonish you for calling my parents house 4 times last night starting around 145am and finnally ending around 220am my mother did not get back to sleep till 530. all she could hear was someone and I quote " someone named Niel partying" for the record my new home no. is 233 0406
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Aquabat on April 29, 2006, 01:47:49 AM
That's even funnier than when Andrew called "Dad Cell" instead of Cole at 2 in the morning, asking him if he was still at the peelers!  

Thanks alot Neal, when she couldn't sleep, she wanted to "talk" eeeek.  godammit!
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Skywalker on April 29, 2006, 03:20:57 AM
Yah dude, we went hard last night... too much fun!  It's 9:19 pm and my hangover is still pretty killer!
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: enndogger on April 29, 2006, 05:46:58 AM
Quote from: Colezy
Niel I would like to personally admonish you for calling my parents house 4 times last night starting around 145am and finnally ending around 220am my mother did not get back to sleep till 530. all she could hear was someone and I quote " someone named Niel partying" for the record my new home no. is 233 0406

Oh Shit!  

Man i was full of great ideas last night [note sarcasm].  I'm real sorry about that Cole!! Especially cuz it was a weekday.    

Phone number changed.

So sorry cole!

Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Skywalker on April 29, 2006, 07:18:21 AM
Ha ha ha ha ha!!!  Too funny!
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Post by: Skywalker on April 29, 2006, 05:13:13 PM
Ha!  I just checked my voicemail and Neal left me a bunch of messages too.  From the sounds of the messages he was wandering the streets alone and you can hear him asking random people if they know me, then every once and a while he actually talked into his phone saying that I was a douchebag... ha ha ha ha!  The best line out of all the messages is... and I quote:  "Shad I'm gonna get hammered here with some bums if you don't pick up your phone."

Neal... one big gold star for you for making my day.
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Post by: Mikal on April 29, 2006, 06:00:02 PM
You guys and your drinking. When will you learn, it's about moderation.
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Post by: Colezy on April 29, 2006, 06:00:50 PM
ahh dude no worries buddy my mom didn't have too work on friday anywase but hey guys I was thinking of holding the drunkathon at my place then afterwards heading down too the red mile with some hip flasks if all thing go according to plan what are your thoughts
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Post by: Aquabat on April 29, 2006, 06:05:00 PM
Drink with some bums!!!!!!  hahahahahahahahaha, I'm guessing Laura had left at this point in the evening.
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Post by: Skywalker on April 29, 2006, 09:28:34 PM
Downtown is bad news!  I just know I would waste a ton of money again.  Bob's house is perfect for the drunkathon... we still doing that tonight?


Quote from: Mikal
You guys and your drinking. When will you learn, it's about moderation.

Moderation huh?  You know moderation because you can only last 12 shots in a Drunkathon!
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: enndogger on April 29, 2006, 10:41:42 PM
Quote from: Skywalker
Ha!  I just checked my voicemail and Neal left me a bunch of messages too.  From the sounds of the messages he was wandering the streets alone and you can hear him asking random people if they know Shad Bendiak, then every once and a while he actually talked into his phone saying that I was a douchebag... ha ha ha ha!  The best line out of all the messages is... and I quote:  "Shad I'm gonna get hammered here with some bums if you don't pick up your phone."

Neal... one big gold star for you for making my day.

Yeah the bums called me a douchebag too.  

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Post by: Mikal on April 29, 2006, 10:50:03 PM
Shad that was a low blow. I may have only made it 12 shots, but I still partied hard that night... It wasn't about winning, it was about participating.
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Post by: Colezy on April 29, 2006, 11:53:54 PM
I was thinking more get loadskied and I mean reallyloadskied and then takeing a couple micky's down but I am down nmfor Babs too
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Post by: Jami on April 30, 2006, 12:07:29 AM
I vote for Bob's house. Then I don't have to drive drunken boyfriend home later.
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Post by: Bob on April 30, 2006, 12:13:07 AM
It sure beats me getting fined down on 17th too!
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Post by: Jami on April 30, 2006, 05:29:48 PM
man cole is hot
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Post by: Mikal on April 30, 2006, 08:53:11 PM
Jami, what a confession.
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Post by: Colezy on April 30, 2006, 09:01:42 PM
Jami I never knew
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Post by: Aquabat on May 01, 2006, 05:33:16 PM
Cheers for the Host, Give it up people.  It was a stellar evening, accompanied with some stellar Hackey.  Cheers Bob, thanks buddy!  

mmmmm, Sushi from 7-11 at 3 in the mornin.
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Post by: Jami on May 01, 2006, 08:34:54 PM
Yes I have a secret love for Cole, I can no longer hide it so it seems.
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Post by: Bob on May 01, 2006, 09:19:38 PM
You tramp.
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Post by: Pornomonkey on May 04, 2006, 02:54:51 AM
Does this mean I can stop feeling guilty about sleeping with Bob?
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Post by: Jami on May 04, 2006, 03:24:02 AM
You only wish you could sleep with Bob.
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Post by: Pornomonkey on May 04, 2006, 03:33:00 AM
True...everytime I try, he just gives it his all. No sleep whatsoever  
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Post by: Colezy on May 04, 2006, 06:20:12 PM
well I am sorry Jami but as you know I am already taken on another not I spent a ridiculas amount at the ship on 17th as well as the casino last night and all I got was a awful awful hangover and a shitty hockey game
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Post by: Colezy on May 04, 2006, 07:36:30 PM
I also smoked a joint on 17th and there were cops everywhere I came within like 4 ft of one with a joint hidden in my hand  after i finished I shook a cops hand he was reluctant but he did it
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Post by: Aquabat on May 04, 2006, 07:40:29 PM
Who's gonna shake my hand, didja yell that??
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Post by: Mikal on May 04, 2006, 07:55:36 PM
Cole, I am glad someone is carrying on the tradition of trying to be a complete asshole at every opporunity while drunk.
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Post by: Colezy on May 04, 2006, 11:00:34 PM
no steve I am sorry I didn't I did however tell 2 bouncer types at the casino that they would have too reomve me themselves if they wanted me too leave I said I wouldn't fight back though
and You are welcome Mikey I do what I can
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Colezy on May 06, 2006, 12:14:11 AM
[size=]Happy Cinco de Mayo [/size] (Mexican Holiday)
drink lots of corona and tequila
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Post by: Colezy on May 07, 2006, 01:05:00 AM
Man peoples (my PeePs) we bneed to keep this thread alive a as a tribute to my non-sensical unpunctuated babble



and also my love for sunny beach type places (see above)
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Skywalker on May 07, 2006, 01:16:57 AM
Cole, I went out last night, and because of your post I knew it was Cinco de Mayo, so to celebrate I had a few too many many cervezas and tequila shots.  Thanks for the reminder buddy!  

Now I am packing up all my junk because I am moving out of this apartment tomorrow.  
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Post by: Colezy on May 07, 2006, 01:30:14 AM
ahhhh thanx bubby good luck moving I am glad to know that because somebody partied a little hardier last night
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Post by: Skywalker on May 07, 2006, 02:04:57 AM
Quote from: Colezy
ahhhh thanx bubby

Bubby?
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Post by: Colezy on May 12, 2006, 03:11:25 PM
I meant buddy....... buddy
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Post by: Colezy on May 12, 2006, 06:40:40 PM
I think I might be a maglomaniac

I think I might be a maglomaniac
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Drew on May 12, 2006, 10:02:52 PM
You're allergic to Taiwanese dancing clowns?
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Post by: Colezy on May 18, 2006, 04:38:28 AM
yes Andrew I am
Shad I am posting here because I have narcissistic tendancies   if you leave right after work on friday and steveos isn't on the we'll leave friday when you get here if it is on then saturday morning it is  
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Post by: Skywalker on May 18, 2006, 03:49:44 PM
Ok, sounds good.  Are we gonna be camping in a site or just in some random spot?  Do I need to bring anything besides my regular camping stuff?
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Post by: Jackie on May 18, 2006, 05:02:57 PM
We usually camp in a random spot where normal vehicles cant get to.  You just need normal camping stuff and lots of liquor.
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Skywalker on May 18, 2006, 07:12:59 PM
Quote from: Jackie
...and lots of liquor.

That I can do!  I'll give you guys a shout either tonight or tomorrow.
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Colezy on May 26, 2006, 03:20:01 AM
though I had a hard day at work
I got up at 4:45 thids morning started work at the Ponoka pshyciatric hospital water treatment plant at 7:45 worked till 7:00 o'clock and just got home my legs and $ankle are only moderatly sore who would hypotheticly be up for drop in soccer tommorow night??

P.S. they do actually lose track of patients one went missing for awile today (glad I had an visitor badge)
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Aquabat on May 28, 2006, 04:36:52 AM
hahahahahahaha.  It is a good thing you did.
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Skywalker on May 28, 2006, 05:25:28 AM
Quote from: Colezy
started work at the Ponoka pshyciatric hospital water treatment plant

Ha ha ha... one of my Aunts is in there... no kidding!  Well actually I think they let her out a few weeks ago but she'll be back there in no time.
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Colezy on June 05, 2006, 01:53:29 AM
 thats how I feel right now by the way I won I was the drunkest last night and this is my awful awful prize
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Skywalker on June 05, 2006, 02:31:14 AM
Although I may have been very slightly less intoxicated, I think that I won the drunkathalon because I didn't puke!

BTW Table 10 owns all... whoever came up with the idea to chug red wine is either really smart or really dumb.
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Colezy on June 05, 2006, 02:47:10 AM
aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh I feel like shit
I don't remember no puking to be in the rule book
but yes table 10 does own all
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Aquabat on June 05, 2006, 04:14:00 AM
I can't believe this thread is sooo popular, 8 pages, I am in awe.
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Colezy on June 05, 2006, 05:29:59 PM
what can I say I am godlike
except I still feel pain..... pain and heavy machinery fighting in my stomach
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Mikal on June 06, 2006, 05:22:02 PM
Hey, does anyone know what happened to Jeremy? Last I heard that guy was puking and then walking home from SAIT?
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Skywalker on June 06, 2006, 05:40:43 PM
Bah ha ha ha!
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Aquabat on June 08, 2006, 06:14:50 PM
Wouldn't surprise me, last time he got super drunk with Jaron in Lethbridge, Jeremy was starting to walk home to Calgary.  Some kids found him near the highway and beat him up.
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Skywalker on June 09, 2006, 01:42:19 AM
Well I still don't know the whole story, but Melissa said she found him lying on the kitchen floor in the morning... mumbling incoherently to himself.  Perhaps neither me or Cole won the Drunkathalon... maybe it was Jair!
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Skywalker on June 09, 2006, 01:56:34 AM
Ahh, talked to Tom... apparently Jair managed to get himself into a cab.  Not nearly as cool as walking home.
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Colezy on July 08, 2006, 04:28:53 AM
well this thread needed a revival !
So I am going to try river surfing on sunday wil anyone at least come watch?? seriously
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Ryan on July 08, 2006, 07:23:25 AM
I'd come watch that shit if I'm free.  I'll laugh my ass off at you for sure.
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Colezy on July 09, 2006, 04:34:29 PM
alright its sunday who's comein ?????
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Skywalker on July 09, 2006, 04:54:13 PM
Take pics!!!

I'm coming next Sunday!
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Colezy on July 21, 2006, 03:15:25 AM
I'm drunk woohoo
I love landscaping
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Mikal on July 21, 2006, 07:40:03 PM
What's on for the weekend drunkard?
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Jami on July 21, 2006, 07:42:54 PM
FLOATING! On Sunday!
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Ryan on July 22, 2006, 01:31:55 AM
What time?
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Bob on July 22, 2006, 01:47:30 AM
Beer o' Clock
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Jami on July 22, 2006, 02:11:40 AM
Early afternoonish I think. It takes 3 - 4 hours to float.
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Mikal on July 23, 2006, 09:25:06 AM
I wasn't sure where I should put this link, then I saw the link dedicated to Cole. I thought, who needs this more than Cole....... JC!

 http://www.thoughtquotient.com/ (http://www.thoughtquotient.com/)
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Mikal on August 05, 2006, 09:42:43 AM
Cole doesn't post enough. Please Cole, tell me how your day was?
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Drew on August 06, 2006, 08:12:10 PM
I too miss Cole.
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Mikal on August 06, 2006, 09:47:53 PM
Now that Jackie is back he doesn't have time for the gong show...
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: RKSS on August 06, 2006, 10:07:49 PM
post
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Drew on August 08, 2006, 06:39:26 PM
A little poem to show him how his absence makes me feel:

Roses are red, those damn Swiss are neutral.
The way we got ditched, is really quite hurtful.
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Mikal on August 08, 2006, 11:36:59 PM
his puffy red hair, his distant red stare,
his doubles of gin, ohh how I miss'em
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Colezy on August 10, 2006, 10:26:14 PM
[size=]have no fear my loyal followers, for it is me your god![/size]
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: RKSS on August 10, 2006, 10:29:40 PM
*group hug*
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Aquabat on August 10, 2006, 10:58:39 PM
Mike, that was beautiful.
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Ryan on August 10, 2006, 11:21:02 PM
Quote from: Colezy
[size=]have no fear my loyal followers, for it is me your god![/size]


OH MY GOD!!!!  PUNCTUATION!!!   You must be feeling REALLY sick as of late!
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Skywalker on August 10, 2006, 11:58:04 PM
I think it's an imposter... a dopplecole if you will.  I don't think the real Cole ever has used used punctuation.
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Drew on August 11, 2006, 03:16:51 AM
I am so torn.  Am I now worshipping a false idol?  Oh we shall all be struck down for our blasphemy.  Will the real Cole Imler please stand up, please stand up?
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Colezy on August 11, 2006, 05:36:22 PM
Yes I have been quite sick the past couple of days puking and what not I blame the punctuationon on fever related phycosis
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: RKSS on August 11, 2006, 09:47:34 PM
He has returned!!! BOOYA
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Colezy on August 12, 2006, 04:05:11 PM
you are a whore ..... a post whore
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Mikal on August 13, 2006, 12:26:09 AM
I like how anything Karol posts is considered whoring..
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Skywalker on August 13, 2006, 01:34:22 AM
Ya... probably true, he could post the most useful info or best vids and everyone would still call him out for whoring.  Bah ha ha ha!
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: RKSS on August 13, 2006, 07:26:24 PM
ya no shoit, I noticed that too.....bastards. I bet this is a post whore post too, isnt it........ *pout*
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Drew on August 13, 2006, 10:41:58 PM
This is Cole's topic so he can be the judge of that.
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Colezy on August 14, 2006, 04:08:10 AM
this is not just my topic but I am your God in here<---see previous page
that is all
o
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Colezy on September 07, 2006, 01:42:26 AM
I do belive this thread needs a little reviving
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Drew on September 07, 2006, 01:37:23 PM
Oh I get it now...
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Ryan on September 07, 2006, 03:04:20 PM
Noob....

hehe
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Alston on September 07, 2006, 05:28:45 PM
I never know what to write in these things because I never even know what you guys are talking about
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Drew on September 07, 2006, 05:52:34 PM
Alston is post whoring!
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Bob on September 07, 2006, 06:27:49 PM
I should take away her two posts
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Drew on September 07, 2006, 10:15:06 PM
A fitting punishment.
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Colezy on September 07, 2006, 10:17:32 PM
well Alston as this is "The thread dedicated to Cole" you talk about ME ME ME
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Colezy on September 11, 2006, 04:54:29 AM
on that note bob thank for the home for my truck for the next while but i HAVE YET ANOTHER FAVOR TO ASK.....whoa musta hit caps lock
anywase whats this advanced member bulshit I would like to put in a formal request to a wizard or at the very least a wandering gypsy drunk
thank you
Cole Imler

P.S. request to a = request to be a
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Bob on September 11, 2006, 02:51:55 PM
http://www.thegongshow.ca/index.php?showtopic=277 (http://www.thegongshow.ca/index.php?showtopic=277)


Take a look at the "Edit Profile Information"


First Field is "Custom member title"
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Colezy on September 11, 2006, 04:12:48 PM
why thank you kind sir
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Drew on September 11, 2006, 04:44:03 PM
We're off to see the wizard!
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Ryan on September 11, 2006, 06:48:26 PM
The wonderful Wizard of Oz!
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Colezy on September 14, 2006, 09:34:11 PM
this just in I am Cool!
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Ryan on September 14, 2006, 10:45:29 PM
Okay, that is clearly not the next line in the song...  *sigh*
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Colezy on September 15, 2006, 11:19:44 PM
this just in
I hope you people are ready to buy me some drinks cause Iam only bringin $20
but I'll be there
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Mikal on September 16, 2006, 12:09:23 AM
you sucky sucky, me give money money
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Colezy on September 16, 2006, 01:03:40 AM
Jaclyn says you better buy her drinks too for letting me come

me love you long time
Title: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Colezy on June 27, 2008, 06:22:50 AM
I do rock .... I had a beer up at the bar at soccer tonight by my self it was wierd and scary but still tasted great ....... hope your all keeping it real houseboating I am sure you are  
Title: Re: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Colezy on December 31, 2008, 06:33:13 AM
I am in Vegas and going to Celebrate new years tonight ohhhhhh yeah
Title: Re: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Skywalker on January 02, 2009, 12:04:53 AM
Let's hear some stories!!!


Title: Re: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Colezy on January 06, 2009, 10:14:31 PM
not much from Vegas but I had a wonderful surf I have made it to where I want to be hope all is well with all you at home
Colezy
Title: Re: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Aquabat on January 07, 2009, 12:55:21 AM
Not much from Vegas, aww man!  well, you better rip it up double time in Mexico o make up for it, afterall you need to compete against us - like Spew Cannon Shannon getting liquored and getting diaper drunk playing champong (beer pong with champagne) and harfing in the bathroom, leaving it for the staircase, and then the lobby..
hee hee. (p.s. was probably passed out for all of this - being too wicked awesome at champong)...
Title: Re: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Colezy on January 18, 2009, 12:47:40 AM
no nothing too exciting I have been enjoying the tequila quite a bit and I think we blew through an O in 3 days (2 in a weekP)  ;D
Title: Re: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Colezy on February 17, 2009, 08:59:56 PM
here are a couple neat things
I hope all is well back home
all is well here
Colezy
Title: Re: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Colezy on February 25, 2009, 06:00:28 PM
fat tuesday has me feeling like ash wensday
I celebrated carnival in La Paz it was awsome crazy strange and scary  :o
I saw hundreds of gorgous women a serious street fight and later in the night this dude decided I was his amigo he seemed to know and intrduce me to half the city there was definatly still a language barrier as I don`t understand spanish as fast as most people talk and I was drunk but we drank and ate and ate and drank  then we ate some more I did some random street dancinwith women that would always look (up) at me and I would smile and they would giggle at like 4am I did get a little nervous thinking maybe this guy was going to roll me but I said buenos noches and woke up an hour ago with a headache what a fun night
should be home in a couple weeks look forward to seeing you all
Title: Re: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Bob on February 26, 2009, 04:31:08 PM
Any sweet helicoptering?
Title: Re: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Colezy on March 09, 2009, 05:58:28 PM
no I don't think the Mexican culture appreciates it the way you guys do
Title: Re: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Skywalker on March 18, 2009, 10:33:38 PM
Who said we appreciate it?  ???

Anyways buddy... Welcome home!
Title: Re: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Colezy on March 20, 2009, 04:50:32 AM
I know you guys love it
Title: Re: The Thread Dedicated to Cole
Post by: Skywalker on October 29, 2015, 01:07:12 AM
Although I may have been very slightly less intoxicated, I think that I won the drunkathalon because I didn't puke!

BTW Table 10 owns all... whoever came up with the idea to chug red wine is either really smart or really dumb.

This may be the first actual mention of Table 10... 10 years later and still going strong at our group's weddings