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Events / Rembrandt's 398th Birthday
« on: July 15, 2004, 03:16:40 PM »
The great Dutch master Rembrandt van Rijn is born in Leiden on July 15, 1606, the son of a miller. His humble origins may help account for the uncommon depth of compassion given to the human subjects of his art. His more than 600 paintings, many of them portraits or self-portraits, are characterized by rich brushwork and color, and a dramatic interplay of shadow and light.

After deciding to pursue painting, the young Rembrandt was taught by various teachers, among them Amsterdam painter Pieter Lastman, who interested him in biblical, mythological, and historical themes. Rembrandt was also deeply influenced by the Italian painter Caravaggio, whose chiaroscuro technique--the strong use of light and shadow--would become central to Rembrandt's work. He soon developed his own distinct style and by the age of 22 was accomplished enough to take on his own students in Leiden. During this period, he painted the first of nearly 100 self-portraits produced during his lifetime.

Rembrandt moved to Amsterdam in 1631 and began to achieve fame and commercial success as a portrait painter. Notable works from this period include the group portrait Anatomy Lesson of Dr. Nicolaes Tulp (1632), the biblical-themed Sacrifice of Isaac (1635), and the mythological masterpiece Danaý (1636). In the 1630s, Rembrandt also began to produce ambitious etchings of biblical subjects. These masterful prints, such as Annunciation to the Shepherds (1634), had a lasting effect on printmakers for centuries. During his prosperous decade, Rembrandt's studio was filled with numerous assistants and students, many of whom became accomplished artists in their own right.

As a fashionable portraitist, he began to go out of style after the 1630s. Popular taste preferred Baroque refinement and detail over his increasingly expressive brush strokes and use of shadow. His human figures, inspired by the real people around him, were criticized as being coarse and indecorous. Despite the decline in prominent commissions, Rembrandt maintained an extravagant lifestyle, particularly as a collector, and this ultimately would lead to his bankruptcy in 1656. Financial difficulties were also coupled with personal miseries, particularly the death of his wife in 1642, the death of his mistress in 1663, and the death of his only son in 1668. These troubles scarcely affected his artistic output, however, and the 1640s saw such masterworks as the 1642 painting The Militia Company of Captain Frans Banning Cocq (also known as The Night Watch) and the monumental etching Christ Healing the Sick (1643-1649). He also developed an enduring interest in landscape during this time.

Financial ruin came in the 1650s, but he continued to work with undiminished energy and power. Many of the Rembrandt paintings most celebrated today came from this later period, which saw a profound penetration of character in pictures like Aristotle Contemplating the Bust of Homer (1653) and Bathsheba (1654). Some of his biblical-themed works from this period so closely resemble portraits that their religious subjects are obscure, such as the Jewish Bride (1664). Many soulful self-portraits were also produced in the last years of his life. Rembrandt died in 1669.

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Jokes / Amazing new Technology
« on: July 14, 2004, 11:29:58 PM »
people. :stick:

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Website Bulletins / Down with frames
« on: July 07, 2004, 09:48:28 PM »
Have made adjustments on the humpfest site so the forum loads in a seperate window istead of a frame within the window.  Is this better folks?

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Jokes / Smokey the bear says..
« on: July 07, 2004, 03:38:48 PM »
:rockon:

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Open Chat / Not just good, but good for you
« on: July 07, 2004, 02:50:09 PM »
Finally something to justify promiscuous behavior.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5263250/

 :dancin:

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Jokes / How to deal with assholes
« on: June 30, 2004, 11:15:23 PM »
For all of you who occasionally have a really bad day, and you just
need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you
know, take it out on someone you don't know.

I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had
forgotten to make. I found the number, and dialed it. A man
answered saying, "Hello?"

I politely said, "Could I please speak with Robin Carter?"
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me.

I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. I tracked down
Robin's correct number, and called her. (I had transposed the
last two digits of her phone number).

After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number
again.

When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an
asshole!" and hung up.

I wrote his number down, with the word 'asshole' next to it,and
put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was
paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him. He'd answer
and I'd yell, "You're an asshole!" It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic
'asshole' calling would have to stop. So, I called his number
and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from the Telephone Company.
I'm just calling to see if you're familiar with the caller ID
program?"

He yelled, "NO!" and slammed the phone down. I quickly
called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole."

So, one day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a
parking spot. Some boy in a black BMW cut me off, and pulled
into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled
that I had been waiting for the spot.

The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car
window, so I wrote down his number. A couple of days later,
right after calling the first asshole (I had his number on speed
dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too. I dialed
and someone said, "Hello?" I said, "Is this the man with the
black BMW for sale?" "Yes it is."

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house and
the car's parked right out front."

"What's your name?" I asked.

"My name is Don Hansen," he said.

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call.

But after several months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable
as it used to be. So, I came up with an idea: I called Asshole
#1.
"Hello"
"You're an asshole!" (but I didn't hang up.)
"Are you still there?" he asked.
"Yeah," I said.
"Stop calling me," he screamed
"Make me," I said.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"My name is Don Hansen."
"Yeah? Where do you live?"
"Asshole, I live at 1802 West 34th Street, a yellow house with my
black Beemer out front."
He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start
saying your prayers."
I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

Then I called asshole # 2: "Hello?" he said.
"Hello Asshole," I said.
He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..."
"You'll what?" I said.
"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over

Then, I hung up, and immediately called the police saying that I
lived at 1802 West 34th Street, and I was on my way over there
to kill my gay lover. Then, I called Channel 13 news about the
gang war going down on West 34th Street. I quickly got into my
car and headed over to 34th St. There, I saw two assholes
beating the crap out of each other in front of 6 squad cars, a
police helicopter, and news crew.

I'm feeling much better now.

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Jokes / Diablo 3
« on: June 27, 2004, 08:24:48 PM »

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Jokes / You do what?
« on: June 24, 2004, 07:49:25 PM »
:blink:

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Open Chat / I almost forgot
« on: June 22, 2004, 04:06:16 PM »
Andrew,

Dont forget to bring me some....

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Open Chat / Steve
« on: June 16, 2004, 09:13:17 PM »
Future humour at the expense of Steve.

 :wedgie:

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Website Bulletins / Emoticon Mania!
« on: June 16, 2004, 04:21:01 PM »
Just added tons of new emoticons.

Dance my smilies DANCE!


Muwhahahahahaha.


 :woot:  :whip:  :swear:  :starwars:  :penguin:  :jami:  :hitit:  :drunk:  :lambhump:  :jumping:  :chair:  :cheers:

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Jokes / Harry Potter
« on: June 16, 2004, 04:06:17 AM »

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Jokes / Microsoft Solution
« on: June 15, 2004, 11:41:46 PM »
Imagine the call on the helpline after this one.

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Jokes / Tattoo
« on: June 15, 2004, 11:36:32 PM »
:poke:

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Jokes / Mission Impossible
« on: June 15, 2004, 11:32:50 PM »
:evilhappy:

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