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Retirement Home
« on: March 10, 2006, 06:19:59 AM »
3 old men are sitting around the retirement home, complaining.
    "I wish I could piss without pain," the first old man says.
    "Quit your whining, I'm so constipated I never have a regular bowel movement anymore," says the second man.
    "That's nothing," the third man says.  "Every morning I have a long pee at 6:00, then I have a regular bowel movement at 6:30."
    "Then what the hell are you complaining about?" the first man asks.
The third man replies "I don't wake up until 7:00."
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