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Open Chat / Bye Bye Andrew
« on: September 06, 2004, 06:06:27 PM »
You know they have barf bags for a reason.
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Jokes / Square Balls?
« on: September 06, 2004, 06:04:29 PM »
Might as well save me a spot in your pants while you're at it.
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Jokes / Udderly Impossible
« on: September 06, 2004, 06:03:47 PM »
Well that is all fine and good, but who the hell calls it their "beef bayonet?" :blink: I mean honestly?
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Open Chat / Drunken German Man
« on: September 04, 2004, 08:42:00 AM »
MIKE is a sex gimp, but he does me like I want to be done...oh baby what an ant penis.
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Open Chat / Drunken German Man
« on: September 03, 2004, 10:58:42 PM »
67 is my best so far. And why does he speak english? America is destroying the German culture, does no one care? [/political rant]
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Jokes / Square Balls?
« on: September 03, 2004, 10:51:10 PM »
Don't worry Porno, alot can be forgiven of you just because of your avatar. There will always be a place for you here as far as I'm concerned.
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Events / Event of the Day
« on: September 03, 2004, 05:38:53 AM »
Unconscious??? Heck my dentist just gave me a couple shots of tequila and went at em.
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Jokes / Square Balls?
« on: September 03, 2004, 03:14:08 AM »
I feel it is necessary to restate: Pwned!!! :evilhappy:
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Open Chat / Humpfest limericks
« on: September 01, 2004, 09:10:02 PM »
This is the official topic to explore your creative side, humpfest style. Submit your limericks, haikus, and iambic pentameters here for the enjoyment and culture of all. Don't be shy, we aren't here to judge...well Bob is...and likely will...but throw caution to the wind and do it anyway. Besides you've all gotta be better than me.
John had way too much junk in his mud pit
So he went down to the landfill to dump it
He saw an old car
Its trunk was ajar
And so he proceeded to hump it.
There once was a young man named Fred
Who had a bad plan in his head
He saw a mean pimp
And humped him till limp
Our poor friend named Fred is now dead.
I once knew a chap from Toledo
Who liked to hump things in his speedo
He would thrust them all night
From dusk to first light
That dude he had quite the libido.
John had way too much junk in his mud pit
So he went down to the landfill to dump it
He saw an old car
Its trunk was ajar
And so he proceeded to hump it.
There once was a young man named Fred
Who had a bad plan in his head
He saw a mean pimp
And humped him till limp
Our poor friend named Fred is now dead.
I once knew a chap from Toledo
Who liked to hump things in his speedo
He would thrust them all night
From dusk to first light
That dude he had quite the libido.
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Open Chat / Damn, Animals are getting smart...
« on: September 01, 2004, 09:02:31 PM »
Man guys I was there to see it all go down. I managed to snap this photo moments before poor Juan was taken down.
http://www.sesameworkshop.org/sesamestreet...contentId=10392
http://www.sesameworkshop.org/sesamestreet...contentId=10392
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Open Chat / Over 1000 visits this month
« on: September 01, 2004, 12:26:29 AM »
And who says hazzah anyway?
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Open Chat / Over 1000 visits this month
« on: September 01, 2004, 12:26:03 AM »
It was all me people.