46
Open Chat / Post 500!!!
« on: April 11, 2006, 09:40:38 PM »
I freaking rule.
Show Posts
This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.
47
Open Chat / Bouncy Fun
« on: April 03, 2006, 09:08:37 PM »
This appears to be a real site to shop for sports bras. The bounce-o-meter is a nice touch in my humble opinion, and my opinion is nothing if not humble.
http://www.shockabsorber.co.uk/
http://www.shockabsorber.co.uk/
48
Open Chat / Happy Birthday!
« on: March 27, 2006, 04:50:36 PM »
It's Mikal's b'day. Make sure you all give him a spanking.
49
Jokes / Oh so clever
« on: March 17, 2006, 12:25:04 AM »
What's the difference between an Evil Kneivel show and a Las Vegas chorus line?
The Evil Kneivel show features a cunning array of stunts...
The Evil Kneivel show features a cunning array of stunts...
50
Open Chat / Rough estimate.
« on: March 12, 2006, 08:27:07 PM »
I'm just curious as to how much time you all figure you waste on this site per day. I'm sure the answers are going to vary greatly. For me it is anywhere around 30 minutes give or take 15. No jokes, sometimes I check this site up to ten times a day. Someone get me a life.
I am updating...I think I underestimated. Today I will easily reach an hour seeing as I'm back for the second time in 15 minutes.
I am updating...I think I underestimated. Today I will easily reach an hour seeing as I'm back for the second time in 15 minutes.
51
Events / Countdown until your world's all get rocked.
« on: March 12, 2006, 08:16:11 PM »
That's right boys and girls, I am coming home in 45 days. Some may perceive this as a blatant attempt at upping my post count, but the truth is I figured you need a daily reminder about how much closer you are all coming to having the experience that is me right on your very own doorstep.
Oh the good times they are coming and balance shall soon be restored to the universe.
Oh the good times they are coming and balance shall soon be restored to the universe.
53
Jokes / Moral of the story...
« on: February 25, 2006, 01:07:13 AM »
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the teacher calls on Johnny to tell the first story. Johnny says, "My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen. She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a small flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed right in the middle of 20 enemy troops. She shot 15 of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands." "Good heavens," says the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?" Johnny replies, "Stay the fuck away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking."
54
Stuff For Sale / Going dirt cheap!!
« on: February 23, 2006, 01:55:12 AM »
Looking to unload one men's Canadian hockey team. Only used six times. More showy than functional. A good fix-er-upper if you have say four years to spare.
Respond with offers.
Respond with offers.
55
Stuff Wanted / Message board friends.
« on: February 23, 2006, 01:49:36 AM »
Willing to pay with eternal friendship and heartfelt thanks. If that isn't enough I can probably arrange for Bob to give you a hand job. But I can't promise he will enjoy it.
56
Jokes / Those crazy turtles...
« on: February 23, 2006, 01:47:14 AM »
Three tortoises, Mick, Alan and Les, decide to go on a picnic. So Mick packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is the picnic site is ten miles away so it takes them ten days to get there.
When they get there Mick unpacks the food and beer. "Ok Les Give me the bottle opener."
"I didn't bring it," says Les. "I thought you packed it."
Mick gets worried, He turns to Alan, "Did you bring the bottle opener??"
Naturally Alan didn't bring it. So they're stuck ten miles from Home without a bottle opener. Mick and Alan beg Les to go back for It, but he refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches.
After two hours, and after they have sworn on their tortoise Lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, he finally agrees. So Les sets off down the road at a steady pace.
Twenty days pass and he still isn't back and Mick and Alan are starving, but a promise is a promise.
Another five days and he still isn't back, but a promise is a promise. Finally they can't take it any longer so they take out a Sandwich each, and just as they are about to eat it, Les pops up from behind a rock and shouts........
"I KNEW IT!......I'M NOT FUCKING GOING!"
When they get there Mick unpacks the food and beer. "Ok Les Give me the bottle opener."
"I didn't bring it," says Les. "I thought you packed it."
Mick gets worried, He turns to Alan, "Did you bring the bottle opener??"
Naturally Alan didn't bring it. So they're stuck ten miles from Home without a bottle opener. Mick and Alan beg Les to go back for It, but he refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches.
After two hours, and after they have sworn on their tortoise Lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, he finally agrees. So Les sets off down the road at a steady pace.
Twenty days pass and he still isn't back and Mick and Alan are starving, but a promise is a promise.
Another five days and he still isn't back, but a promise is a promise. Finally they can't take it any longer so they take out a Sandwich each, and just as they are about to eat it, Les pops up from behind a rock and shouts........
"I KNEW IT!......I'M NOT FUCKING GOING!"
57
Jokes / Only in America
« on: February 22, 2006, 03:04:55 PM »
People in this neighbourhood are sleeping better at night I'm sure.
58
Open Chat / I'm calling you out pilgrim.
« on: February 22, 2006, 02:01:50 AM »
Okay I have decided to get serious. Clearly some people are trying but there are some who are lacking in the effort to post department. So as of now Steve has 48 hours to post something before I follow up with an embarassing photo of him that I have happened upon. The clock is ticking.
59
Open Chat / I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
« on: February 21, 2006, 07:39:32 PM »
Just kidding...I am mad. I could use a little help here people.