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Open Chat / Bad Burglar
« on: November 18, 2006, 08:08:21 PM »
If this is real it is funny.  What a loser.

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID...tn=index-topten

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Jokes / Taxi Cab Driver
« on: November 08, 2006, 03:41:12 PM »
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, and nearly hit a bus. The shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me." The frightened passenger apologized and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much. The driver replied, "No, I'm sorry, it's my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."


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Open Chat / Kitty Topic
« on: November 07, 2006, 08:30:32 PM »
Post all kitty related stuff here (so what if I'm bored)

http://www.cutelittlekittens.com/kitten-video/45.html

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Jokes / Bitch, zombie's in the Room!
« on: November 07, 2006, 07:14:59 PM »
If you don't find this funny you don't play enough video games or are extremely well adjusted.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b8G8delDlk...related&search=

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Jokes / Moral of the Story
« on: October 16, 2006, 04:59:36 PM »
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories:

"Johnny do you have a story to share?" "Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Nancy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife.

She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops. She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."

"Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?

"Stay the Fuck Away from Aunt Nancy when she's drinking."


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Jokes / Crazy Cat
« on: October 13, 2006, 05:08:06 PM »
I dare you all to look at this and not be very disturbed.  Personally I lose it laughing everytime I look at it.

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Events / My 700th post!
« on: October 04, 2006, 06:59:40 PM »
The events topic is under used so I'm contributing to its success.  This is in honour of my 700th post.  Just consider how much time I have spent racking up 700 posts.  Now imagine if I had done something productive with that time instead.  Man, I could maybe have been somebody.  Instead I'm just a loyal Gong Shower with 700 posts.  There could be worse fates in life I suppose.

Here is something you maybe don't know about the number 700:  

It is the sum of four consecutive primes (167 + 173 + 179 + 181).

As well, it is a Harshad number.

Wondering what a Harshad number is?  A Harshad number is an integer that is divisible by the sum of its digits in a given number base.

What does that mean?  Beats me.  But I think we all learned something anyway.

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Jokes / Thanks Mom!
« on: October 02, 2006, 05:21:05 PM »
This cannot be real.


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Open Chat / Wood Computer Cases
« on: October 02, 2006, 02:44:18 PM »
I found what I want for Xmas.  Anyone want to spend $6k on me?

http://suissacomputers.com/

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Open Chat / Hangover Thread
« on: September 13, 2006, 02:18:20 PM »
I did a quick search because I thought this thread already existed.  Post here if you have a hangover.  Extra points if you post in the drunk thread the night before and then here.

I have a hangover from copious amounts of rye and then double fisting pints of beer at the bar.  I was saved by going through McDonald's drive thru.  It was made better because we got the cabbie to stay after we got our order and then we got the order of the people behind us as well.  Was that wrong?  Now I'm in class and my head is sore.  I am also chugging water and not listen to my tax professor.

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Open Chat / Jelly
« on: September 09, 2006, 11:11:41 PM »
Jelly is superior to peanut butter.  Down with those crazy peanuts, up with jelly!

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Open Chat / Petition for a new club
« on: August 16, 2006, 05:36:03 PM »
So with my 600 post I am requesting a 600 post club.  Too many nooblets in the 350 club slandering the good name of the club.  Let's hear everyone's thoughts.

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Jokes / Teen?
« on: April 17, 2006, 11:46:53 PM »
You can't even make up this shit.


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Events / Happy BSD!!!
« on: April 13, 2006, 11:04:40 AM »
Not that I am anywhere near going, in fact I will be writing an exam by the time you get up and read this.  But I thought I would beat you all to it in the spirit of the day.  If someone doesn't get sick from alcohol I'll be mighty upset.

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