The Gong Show

Marketplace => Stuff For Sale => Topic started by: Bob on September 24, 2004, 03:19:23 PM

Title: One Girlfriend
Post by: Bob on September 24, 2004, 03:19:23 PM
High maitenence, loves shopping, can't cook.  Will steal all your money when she gets the chance.  Comes with this pretty emoticon - > :flower:

Offers?



Please note: Shiney new wheel in bottom left of picture not included.
Title: One Girlfriend
Post by: Drew on September 24, 2004, 08:10:21 PM
Is the product cranky as shown?
Title: One Girlfriend
Post by: Bob on September 24, 2004, 08:12:57 PM
Aproximately 98% Cranky time. 2% Half Cranky time
Title: One Girlfriend
Post by: Drew on September 24, 2004, 08:14:41 PM
Do you accept pocket lint as a credible currency?
Title: One Girlfriend
Post by: Bob on September 24, 2004, 08:16:41 PM
Only in quantites exceeding 3lbs.
Title: One Girlfriend
Post by: Jami on September 24, 2004, 11:48:32 PM
Hmmm... I just think you are trying to show off the hottness of your girlfriend.

I'm not high maintenence! You're high maintenece. I do love to shop though... and I can cook some things. Give me some credit here.

And I wasn't cranky, I was unamused.. and I was trying to put my jacket on. AND I was thinking how dorky you were for being so excited about your wheels.

 :P
Title: One Girlfriend
Post by: Bob on September 24, 2004, 11:57:01 PM
Oh yeah you are just amazing. Please note. SO FAR HIGH OFFER IS POCKET LINT.

That is all.
Title: One Girlfriend
Post by: Mikal on September 25, 2004, 12:00:43 AM
hmm, you didn't really mention anything about the apparent need to insult and belittle those around her. I'll pass unless there is some sort of warranty or trade in policy.
Title: One Girlfriend
Post by: Jami on September 25, 2004, 12:17:16 AM
Pfff, like you are all sooooo great.

I am a lovely person. And you love me Bobby. You wouldn't trade me in for pocket lint. :wub: No one else would put up with you for as long as I have. heh.
Title: One Girlfriend
Post by: Bob on September 25, 2004, 02:07:20 PM
You're right pocket lint no, but belly lint. Now there is a different story. :wave:
Title: One Girlfriend
Post by: Fo3L on September 25, 2004, 02:34:25 PM
Ill offer whats in my pocket.

*5$ 2 quarters and a ticket stub*  :D
Title: One Girlfriend
Post by: Drew on September 25, 2004, 02:37:46 PM
I'll see your ticket stub and raise you a bubble gum wrapper.
Title: One Girlfriend
Post by: Bob on September 25, 2004, 02:43:12 PM
Sorry I neglected to mention, delivery is not included. Please take thin into account when purchasing.
Title: One Girlfriend
Post by: Jami on September 25, 2004, 03:03:37 PM
Oh, you are so dead!  :shakefist:
Title: One Girlfriend
Post by: Bob on September 25, 2004, 03:22:39 PM
Oh don't be cranky, everyone will think you are so cool after you let me sell you.

At least it's not ebay!   :hug:


























YET!
Title: One Girlfriend
Post by: Fo3L on September 25, 2004, 06:01:47 PM
Lol, i was reading the post you made on BH. Notice how the threads go shitty so fast? That forum annoys me sometimes. :blink:
Title: One Girlfriend
Post by: Bob on September 25, 2004, 08:49:06 PM
People just dont know how to take a friendly woman auction anymore.  <_<
Title: One Girlfriend
Post by: Jami on September 25, 2004, 08:50:43 PM
Well... I know that someone will pay atleast $500 for me. Though the toast with extra gravy, and the turtle that you can strap to your head, is a very tempting offer.
Title: One Girlfriend
Post by: Bob on September 25, 2004, 08:52:58 PM
:blahblah:  :blahblah:  :blahblah:

Less talk, more sell!
Title: One Girlfriend
Post by: Loki on September 25, 2004, 10:24:56 PM
i offer  1 lb of belly button lint, 1 lb of toe jam, 2 oz of ear wax and a partially drank mt dew.
oh look and a cigarette butt, too

cmere baby :flower:  :hug: :hump:
Title: One Girlfriend
Post by: Jami on September 26, 2004, 02:43:50 PM
This has gotten out of hand.
Title: One Girlfriend
Post by: Drew on September 26, 2004, 04:29:17 PM
You're absolutely right...my bid looks mighty poor next to that last one.  I'm gonna have to up the ante...time to dig through a couple of dumpsters.
Title: One Girlfriend
Post by: Jami on September 26, 2004, 09:41:36 PM
Hmm... I wonder what kind of offers I would get if I were to put you up for sale Bobby. heh.

Awe, isn't he cute.

Please disregard the pictures of half naked women in the background.
Title: One Girlfriend
Post by: Aquabat on September 27, 2004, 01:28:27 AM
For the low bid of you giving me $250, I will take him off your hands.
Title: One Girlfriend
Post by: Bob on September 27, 2004, 01:59:29 AM
I like pees. Not to be confused with I like pee. The vegetable only.
Title: One Girlfriend
Post by: Drew on September 27, 2004, 12:38:05 PM
How much for the magic bag?
Title: One Girlfriend
Post by: Bob on September 27, 2004, 02:13:10 PM
Tylenol for sore neck - $3
Advil for sore neck - $3
Night with Jami so I can complain to her about sore neck - $5 - $10
Magic Bag making it all feel much better - Priceless
Title: One Girlfriend
Post by: Qwerty on September 27, 2004, 02:28:42 PM
For Jami:

 2 pounds of apple sauce and a loaf of bread.

For Bob:

 650 Dollars (american) and some shiny new tires.
Title: One Girlfriend
Post by: Jami on September 27, 2004, 11:50:50 PM
....

:kitty:

I'm starting to strongly dislike you people.
Title: One Girlfriend
Post by: Bob on September 27, 2004, 11:51:45 PM
Let the general populus speak.  :chuckle:
Title: One Girlfriend
Post by: Mikal on September 28, 2004, 02:15:55 AM
Does she come with any accessories, like friends that will pleasure me while she makes dinner, or remote controlled cars?

 Also the friends mentioned above must be attractive, no ugly fatties, no fatties and if she is ugly and skinny I will consider her proposal after a 6 pack.
Title: One Girlfriend
Post by: moonbabe on September 28, 2004, 07:30:03 PM
jami if you pay me $100 i'll take bobby, but i will work him like the dog he is, then you can have him back when my house is clean, and my oil has been changed in the car.
Title: One Girlfriend
Post by: Bob on September 28, 2004, 07:46:29 PM
But im soo cute   :kitty:
Title: One Girlfriend
Post by: moonbabe on September 28, 2004, 10:29:01 PM
yeah dogs are cute but their poo still stinks :rockon:
Title: One Girlfriend
Post by: Bob on September 28, 2004, 10:39:07 PM
Go have a nap! Old Timer! :Irule:
Title: One Girlfriend
Post by: Jami on September 28, 2004, 11:06:46 PM
If I had $100 I would take that offer. Unfortunatley all I have to offer at the moment is a half full slurpee.
Title: One Girlfriend
Post by: moonbabe on September 28, 2004, 11:38:12 PM
well half a slurpy sounds about right, but i'll have to pass
Title: One Girlfriend
Post by: Pornomonkey on September 29, 2004, 03:11:34 AM
Hmm, very tempting purchase, I must say... but does the truck come with you, Bob?
Title: One Girlfriend
Post by: Bob on September 29, 2004, 02:10:51 PM
For looking at yes, for driving only if it is to take my  :drunk: ass home.
Title: One Girlfriend
Post by: Lisa on October 30, 2004, 08:56:36 AM
I will take her for five bucks.......maybe ten......she's real purdy
Title: One Girlfriend
Post by: Pornomonkey on December 03, 2004, 02:21:46 AM
This is Slaughter.

I will give Pornomonkey for Jami. Fair deal.
Title: One Girlfriend
Post by: Aquabat on December 03, 2004, 06:23:27 AM
That is the most amazing avatar I have ever seen, and so so ideal for the purpose of the site.  :hump:
Title: One Girlfriend
Post by: Pornomonkey on December 03, 2004, 05:40:50 PM
Stole it from some other kid on another forum, I also found it quite suitable for the theme of the festivities  :D

Hump on!
Title: One Girlfriend
Post by: warewolf69er on February 10, 2005, 11:20:44 PM
ill see your bubble gum wrapper and raise you a picture of me humping school mascott

and mabye ill throw in a ten if she comes with her own sheos...
possibly another ten if she can clean!
Title: One Girlfriend
Post by: Bob on April 01, 2006, 02:29:42 AM
Still waiting for an offer to take this one home. I am thinking about an Unreserved auction next.