Humpfest limericks

[Drew]

This is the official topic to explore your creative side, humpfest style.  Submit your limericks, haikus, and iambic pentameters here for the enjoyment and culture of all.  Don't be shy, we aren't here to judge...well Bob is...and likely will...but throw caution to the wind and do it anyway.  Besides you've all gotta be better than me.

John had way too much junk in his mud pit
So he went down to the landfill to dump it
He saw an old car
Its trunk was ajar
And so he proceeded to hump it.

There once was a young man named Fred
Who had a bad plan in his head
He saw a mean pimp
And humped him till limp
Our poor friend named Fred is now dead.

I once knew a chap from Toledo
Who liked to hump things in his speedo
He would thrust them all night
From dusk to first light
That dude he had quite the libido.

[Pornomonkey]

I knew this young man named Drew,
Unique to most for his fetish of poo.
All day, and all night, 'tis all he'd do,
He'd pump, oh yes, he'd hump,
And scrump as well,
Until black and blue,
And began to swell,
A hump he'd dare,
A hump he did, without a care,
So this is my tale,
So lousy but true,
This is my story of Andrew,
And his fetish of poo.


 :hump:  (HumpaHumpaHumpa)

[Bob]

Its true.  This was a poor un-suspecting piece.

[Pornomonkey]

You draw that yourself Bob?

When I was much newer,             <-- Not mine, I just edited/revised it.
I remember I'd beg,
For the founder of Humpfest,
To stop humping my leg!

See, at first it felt so good,
It was a new feeling,
But when Bob got wood,
Hell, I'd start fleeing!



Wheelchair Junkies! <-- Found that quite amusing.

And this picture was on my computer for some reason, and it's not me  :blink: *EDIT* Sorry for it's ginormousness.