The Gong Show
General Chat => Jokes => Topic started by: Bob on February 07, 2007, 07:07:00 AM
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A koala is sitting up a gum tree
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smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says
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“Hey Koala! What are you doing?”
The koala says: “Smoking a joint,come up and have some.”
So the little lizard climbs up and sits nextto the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is “dry” and is going to get a drink from the river.
But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: “What’s the matter with you?”
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says, “Hey you!”
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So the koala looks down at him and says:
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“Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude… How much water did you drink?!!”