Author Topic: Why Women Should Swallow (Read 6124 times)

Pornomonkey · « **on:** January 31, 2005, 03:25:20 AM »

Why Women Should Swallow

In Western culture, swallowing has deep symbolic significance. The act of swallowing signals acceptance, blessing, and complete transformation. Imagine spitting out champagne after a toast or spitting out the wafer during communion. The insult and sacrilege would be overwhelming. In the same way, spitting out cum is a symbolic rejection to many men.By swallowing, a woman indicates complete acceptance. She wishes to consume, to commune with whatever comes from her lover. As she imbibes the cum, it becomes part of her, he becomes part of her. They are joined together in an intimate sacred bond like no other.

It’s Tidy

Spitting is, quite simply, messy. Having a paper towel at the ready can help, but even then, you have a cum-soaked towel to dispose of. Same is true if he comes somewhere other than inside your mouth, there’s plenty of sticky jizm to wipe up. Just swallow and there's no muss or fuss.

It’s Quick

Even if cum is unpleasant, the fastest way to deal with it is to swallow. Running to the bathroom to dispose of it or spitting it out on the spot will take more time, and be less efficient, than just swallowing it.

It Lets the Man Relax

If a man has to worry about coming, feeling that it is an imposition on the woman or the cause of unpleasantness, it creates tension while receiving the blowjob. He cannot fully relax, and cannot fully enjoy his climax. A woman who swallows both puts her partner at ease. Also, she can continue sucking through the orgasm, “sucking him dry”, which men find both physically and emotionally satisfying.

It's Polite

To quote one woman: "What sort of message does that convey to immediately run to the nearest sink to spit? I’m comfortable enough to get down on my knees and wrap my lips around your cock, but not comfortable enough to swallow the fruits of my labor? I know I’d be offended if my boyfriend ran to the bathroom to gargle with mouthwash after going down on me. So, sure I swallow. It’s almost impolite not to."

It's Environmentally Friendly

Leaving your spunk in public places just isn't right, whether you're dogging in the park or sucking the cinema. And wasting tissues and paper towels destroys trees and adds to our landfill problems. Swallowing is the ultimate form of enviromentally-friendly recycling.

I could not stop laughing, I didn't know if it was a joke or what...

Mikal · « **Reply #1 on:** February 05, 2005, 08:36:34 PM »

"What sort of message does that convey to immediately run to the nearest sink to spit? I’m comfortable enough to get down on my knees and wrap my lips around your cock, but not comfortable enough to swallow the fruits of my labor?"

AHAHA this is the best line I have heard in the argument for swallowing.. haha fruits of my labour... classic.

Jami · « **Reply #2 on:** February 07, 2005, 09:09:51 PM »

I hope you are all reincarnated as women!

Bob · « **Reply #3 on:** February 07, 2005, 09:16:23 PM »

So we can be more environmentally friendly?

Jami · « **Reply #4 on:** February 08, 2005, 01:47:32 AM »

No, just because I think you need the experience.

warewolf69er · « **Reply #5 on:** February 12, 2005, 03:41:35 PM »

naa we dont need exp. we just need understanding from women.......just not right to spit out your hubby's man juice...besides its high in protien!!

Bob · « **Reply #6 on:** February 12, 2005, 04:06:08 PM »

Hubby, yikes. Dont give her ideas! :punch:

Mikal · « **Reply #7 on:** February 12, 2005, 07:30:29 PM »

What about gay guys? Do you think they spit, or is it inherently understood that they need to swallow? I mean they are guys in the respect that they have the same parts, but since one of them has to be the women, is one of them more prone to spitting? Ponder that... :hug:

Drew · « **Reply #8 on:** February 14, 2005, 06:17:49 PM »

But you must agree that a homosexual man would be more sympathetic to the plight of other men. Besides they could also have the favour returned as a show of good faith and mutual understanding.