The Gong Show
General Chat => Jokes => Topic started by: Mikal on October 07, 2006, 05:35:38 PM
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The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby where he met President Bush. They shook hands, and as they walked the Iranian said, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America. President Bush said, "Well, anything I can do to help you, I will." The Iranian whispered "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there is Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, and Sulu who is Chinese, but no Arabs. My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians on Star Trek." President Bush laughed, leaned toward the Iranian ambassador and whispered back, "It's because it takes place in the future."
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A female brain cell get stuck in a male's brain. She is confussed because the male's brain is empty. So she shouts out, " Is anyone there?" but no response. She gets scared and yells again but louder," Is anyone there?" Finally the female brain cell hears the male brains cells ever so quietly," We're down here!!"
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A female brain cell get stuck in a male's brain.
......Need I even say it.... oh the irony....it burns....
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Hey Alston, just because your female brain cells can't figure out how to make a new topic doesn't mean you can hijack Mike's. Thanks for coming out though.
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OOOOOOOHhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Listen Mother Fuckers, Start including me in your little penis world or I will beat you all. Beat your faces in not your penis's. Losers
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Anyone else get the feeling that I'm not getting through here?
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It's no use Andrew. Alston exactly what is our "little penis world" all about? I am interested in if you woman have a little vagina world?