That's right folks and there is only one way to opt out!  I have become concerned lately about the lack of posting and attendance to the board.  I thought we were loyal, but some of us are apparently not.  So, everyone has exactly one week from the time this is posted to put a reply or risk being labelled a douchebag by yours truly.

The urban dictionary defines douchebag best in my opinion:  "A complete and total asshole. Beyond the realm of bastard or shithead; a douchebag is a title given to those not only showing exceptional skill in being a total prick, but taking above-average enjoyment in their dirty deed."

This title of douchebag could stick with you forever...a stigma that will affect every facet of your lives, so frankly you had best get on it and post away.  I wish it hadn't come to threats but there it is people, the onus shifts to you now.

Oh and no cheating by using word of mouth either, this has to be legitimate.

Bring on the douchebags.

http://www.bitchmakemeasandwich.com/

*Officially passes Jami in post count* :Irule:  You're next Mikal.

This is the official topic to explore your creative side, humpfest style.  Submit your limericks, haikus, and iambic pentameters here for the enjoyment and culture of all.  Don't be shy, we aren't here to judge...well Bob is...and likely will...but throw caution to the wind and do it anyway.  Besides you've all gotta be better than me.

John had way too much junk in his mud pit
So he went down to the landfill to dump it
He saw an old car
Its trunk was ajar
And so he proceeded to hump it.

There once was a young man named Fred
Who had a bad plan in his head
He saw a mean pimp
And humped him till limp
Our poor friend named Fred is now dead.

I once knew a chap from Toledo
Who liked to hump things in his speedo
He would thrust them all night
From dusk to first light
That dude he had quite the libido.

Well are you?