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Open Chat / A Christmas Reminder
« on: December 02, 2008, 06:44:51 AM »
This one is pretty good.

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Jokes / Why Men dont write advice columns
« on: December 01, 2008, 04:57:48 AM »
Dear Wade:

I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt.

I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor lady. I am 32, my husband is 34, and we have been married for twelve years.

When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.

Can you please help?

Sincerely,

Sheila


 
Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.

 I hope this helps.

Wade

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Open Chat / Re: Funny Videos
« on: December 01, 2008, 04:50:49 AM »
Pretty good car commercial

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Open Chat / Re: Funny Videos
« on: December 01, 2008, 04:48:43 AM »
Poor Santa

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Open Chat / Re: Funny Videos
« on: December 01, 2008, 04:45:17 AM »
Low fat milk

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Open Chat / Re: Funny Videos
« on: December 01, 2008, 04:43:42 AM »
The Beer Launcher!

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Open Chat / Now Forum
« on: November 25, 2008, 08:22:14 AM »
Ok so as you may tell there is a new forum. Old one can be found here for now if you are looking for something :  http://www.thegongshow.ca/board/

But everything should have transferred over.

Let me know what you guys think.

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Open Chat / Hockey Pool 2008
« on: November 22, 2008, 11:13:35 PM »
I am after you now.

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Open Chat / We should all play Pimpwar
« on: September 05, 2008, 03:49:57 PM »
I am so signed up.

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Open Chat / We should all play Pimpwar
« on: September 05, 2008, 02:12:52 AM »
Yeah i will join crackhead, i am in big daddy for now going to pimp it up.  I did notice it was 2 turns

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Open Chat / We should all play Pimpwar
« on: September 04, 2008, 09:34:01 PM »
Apparently the September game is already on! I joined it.

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Open Chat / We should all play Pimpwar
« on: September 04, 2008, 03:43:51 PM »
Haha he is out of my range.

 pimpthatho (#1344)   9/04 11:40 AM

      Blingo stole 247 whores from you!

-> pimpthatho (#1344)   9/04 11:40 AM

      Blingo stole 159 whores from you!

-> pimpthatho (#1344)   9/04 11:39 AM

      Blingo stole 250 whores from you!

-> pimpthatho (#1344)   9/04 11:39 AM

      Blingo stole 202 whores from you!

-> pimpthatho (#1344)   9/04 11:38 AM

      Blingo wasted 250 crackrocks on your whores and got nothing.

-> pimpthatho (#1344)   9/04 11:38 AM

      Blingo wasted 250 crackrocks on your whores and got nothing.

-> pimpthatho (#1344)   9/04 11:38 AM

      Blingo wasted 250 crackrocks on your whores and got nothing.

-> pimpthatho (#1344)   9/04 11:37 AM

      Blingo stole 411 whores from you!

-> pimpthatho (#1344)   9/04 11:37 AM

      Blingo invaded your house. 2744 of your thugs were killed. You killed 823 of the attackers

-> pimpthatho (#1344)   9/04 11:36 AM

      Blingo invaded your house. 8516 of your thugs were killed. You killed 3404 of the attackers Blingo stole $20 from you.

-> pimpthatho (#1344)   9/04 11:34 AM

      Blingo invaded your house. 8786 of your thugs were killed. You killed 6109 of the attackers Blingo stole $20 from you.



I was using 5000 and 2500 crack at a time and cleaning him out.

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Open Chat / We should all play Pimpwar
« on: September 04, 2008, 03:38:15 PM »
ttacking victim #1344 pimpthatho
411 whores left pimpthatho because you got them so whacked out of their minds they didn't care!
 OUCH

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Open Chat / We should all play Pimpwar
« on: September 04, 2008, 03:37:21 PM »
This is a real pimp battle.

Your thugs took out 232 of pimpthatho's homies who were passed out on the porch instead of keeping an eye out.

Your 51 alliance thugs joined your posse.
Equipping your 28,380 thugs with weapons..
You equipped 28380 AK-47s.

Equipping pimpthatho's 11,345 thugs with weapons..
pimpthatho equipped 11345 AK-47s.

You Win!

Your Alliance thugs shot 51 bullets.
Your thugs shot 851,400 bullets.
102,188 of the bullets hit pimpthatho's boyz.
You killed 8516 of pimpthatho's thugs in the raid
pimpthatho's thugs shot 340,350 bullets.
40,842 of the bullets hit your thugs.
3,404 of your thugs died during the invasion.
Your dead thugs lost 203 AK-47s and 1 Pistols



C.R.E.A.M = Cash Rules Everything Around Me. Thats ME not you. Your thugs grabbed 1 VCR's worth $20 each but without any cash you are just a R.E.A.M

Your dead thugs lost 102 AK-47s

Your hoes made a total of $191,901.
After paying alliance dues you are left with $189,982

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Open Chat / We should all play Pimpwar
« on: September 02, 2008, 05:49:45 AM »
I found out medicine has a factor on keeping hoes happy. I bought 8000 medicine for my 6000 hoes and they were 100% happy on 1% payout.  With lots of crack and jimmies of course.

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