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Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Mikal on March 08, 2006, 01:58:03 AM
Trevor has informed me/us that registration for soccer over the summer is from March 6th to the 16th.. WE NEED A TEAM.

So Far we have:

Mike
Bob
Steve (no pink shirts please)
Trevor

 Although we 4 could hold out against any team that has ever played soccer, we have decided that the rest of you need some excercise. So get off your asses and burn that winter coat off.

Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Colezy on March 08, 2006, 03:05:14 AM
I am in but I want the pink shirts

I am in but I want the pink shirts
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Skywalker on March 08, 2006, 03:58:17 AM
When does the season start and how much is it?  I wanna play as long as the time works out for me moving back!  Keep your Edmonton brother in the loop.


Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Jami on March 08, 2006, 05:02:57 AM
I would play, but then you would have no audience...
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Ryan on March 08, 2006, 05:40:28 AM
zing!  (to all the single fellas that is)
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Aquabat on March 08, 2006, 07:53:43 AM
K, I'm in, and you can do the jerseys Mikey.  
I will go to the meeting on Monday, anyone and everyone is welcome to join
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Skywalker on March 08, 2006, 05:16:18 PM
I talked to Afton and she is interested, she's not 100% though.  Apparently Amanda is also interested.
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: RKSS on March 08, 2006, 11:38:12 PM
hmmmmmm, Im in as long as Mike scores more then one goal this year, and doesnt use the excuse " i was in net so many games man " . We all know the truth Mike, you're just lieing to yourself.

Oh yes I think there is a girl I can get to play, maybe two.

I will keep you people updated on "these girls".
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Drew on March 08, 2006, 11:58:10 PM
If they are deflatable after the game they would make for easy transportation.  Just a thought.
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: RKSS on March 09, 2006, 12:15:40 AM
shhhhhhh , no one needs to know that...for now.
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Ryan on March 09, 2006, 12:16:19 AM
And they wouldn't talk back / slap you, after you yell at them. Oh the bonuses of blow-ups...
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Mikal on March 09, 2006, 01:41:06 AM
Karol, Your overstate your soccer prowess. You may have scored more goals but I kept more out and helped more people score then you did. So I think total point accumlation is in my favpr. BIATCH
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: RKSS on March 09, 2006, 01:54:44 AM
Did he just use the excuse I told him not too, but with a twist?
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: RKSS on March 11, 2006, 08:20:38 PM
looks like we have a team........................
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Aquabat on March 14, 2006, 07:32:09 AM
Here are the candidates for Team Tuna as it currently stands:

Guys                                                      
[1)Steve                                                                
2)Bob                                                                  
3)Mike                                                                  
4)Tom                                                                
5)Trevor
6)Jeremy
7)Karol
8)Cole
9)Shad
10)Todd Bulmer
11)Gizz (wicked out of shape latino)
12)Jim

u]Girls[/u]
1)Melissa
2)Afton
3)Amanda
4)Catherine (MRC) ???

?Potentials?
(2 people, sort of) Mr. Jen and Jay Myck/Sproule
Chelsie Birse
Amanda (snowboard Amanda)
Brielle
Jeff Stoy
Jessica Raffin
Kayley Raffin
Andrew?????

Keep working on it people, we need girls, Mikey, bribes will not be accepted or valid at vegetarian restaraunts.  This is a top priority, lets see some hussle people.
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Jami on March 14, 2006, 03:07:59 PM
I will play.
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Bob on March 14, 2006, 04:50:27 PM
I will dress up as a girl. Mike plays like a girl.  Does that count as one?


Doesnt this need to get done really soon?
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Aquabat on March 14, 2006, 07:53:52 PM
deposit for the team is due Thursday, I don't think my next cheque will cover that, Mikey, are you still game for that as you mentioned?  
I got another girl from school today to join, woooohoooo.  I am asking her to recruit others.
Let's get going peoples. girls pleeeze. (wow, this is worse than when I usually beg for women)
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: RKSS on March 14, 2006, 08:52:53 PM
I think my friend Kajsa wants to play, shes not 100% yet though , she has to see about work.

And yes Mike does play like a fairy.
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Bob on March 14, 2006, 09:08:09 PM
I can cover the deposit, and andrew's sister wants to play.  When do individual registrations need to be in by? Or do we need a listing of them when we register the team?
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Aquabat on March 15, 2006, 04:46:03 AM
As long as you register the team, its all good for the individuals.  That will be buying us dome time.  Jami, if you're serious, you can totally play.  Laura too, righton, good recruit Bob, thanks for the efforts, Karol, work on Kajsa, good on ya.

B, I can go down with ya to the centre if you want, I can spot half.  You're awesome dude.

I am working on Kristine, but alas, no success.
My bro is in again too, and he better bring a girl.... or he's cut.  nice hussle, but he's cut.
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Bob on March 15, 2006, 04:48:40 PM
I don't think I any days off work this week, but I can give you a cheque for half tonight if you come down to the george?
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Bob on March 21, 2006, 04:37:01 PM
Ok we have the team registered. We need to get a final list so we can figure out what it will cost per person. If we do 20 people its $100 a pop. Lets get moving on this so we arent worrying about it last minute.
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Colezy on March 21, 2006, 08:27:24 PM
I am in and I actually have money
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Skywalker on March 21, 2006, 08:40:12 PM
I am in but money is tight... how bout sexual favours as payment?

(In reality let me know what is up because I could mail out a cheque or something.  And what about forms/id cards?  What should I do about that?)
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Aquabat on March 21, 2006, 09:46:55 PM
hehehe, I may have thrown out all or some of the cards...... FUCK!
Registration from our team isn't due till like the end of April they told me.  So I will give them an official roster when they need it.  They should have all of last years players on file.

And I registered us as Team Tuna, and as pink, so if, if, we change color, we'll have to each bring a back-up color in case we are playing another same colored team.  Updates to come, from them to me, from me to you.
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: RKSS on March 22, 2006, 07:44:17 PM
whats with pink? Do some guys actually like that color?
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Bob on March 22, 2006, 09:03:55 PM
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Colezy on March 22, 2006, 10:32:48 PM
yes karol we do pink is a wicked choice steve
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: RKSS on March 22, 2006, 11:47:10 PM
hmmmmm, i think there should be a investigation to this. First Gay people are allowed to get married and now guys start liking pink? whats the world comming to.
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Skywalker on March 23, 2006, 12:40:20 AM
...   I say if you're not man enough to wear pink you're no man at all.
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Pornomonkey on March 23, 2006, 01:01:52 AM
Misclick.
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: RKSS on March 23, 2006, 04:58:22 AM
Another example ^^^^ whats going on with people these days?!! Hopefully this is just a trend that will die out very very soon. We would have beat the shit out of each other if we wore pink in grade 5, so why is it ok now? this is fucked.
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Skywalker on March 23, 2006, 05:54:04 AM
Grade 5... are you kidding me?  That was in the 80's!  Neon pink was the shit back then!  I had some sweet acid washed green, yellow, and pink neon sweat pants back in those days... they were the shit!
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Ryan on March 23, 2006, 06:12:55 AM
I vote you go to Value Village before you come down here to drink on Friday, and pick yourself up something similar to that hideous "shit" you have just described. Now THAT, would be amusing.
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: RKSS on March 23, 2006, 07:30:07 AM
LOL, to each his own I guess
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Mr. Boyz on March 24, 2006, 04:51:39 AM
So I got the cash, should i be heading to the center to register or what? Hope i don't get any grief about the whole 'spitting' thing. I may have to miss the first couple games. I can't wait to score some goals. Ha.
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Bob on March 24, 2006, 05:08:38 AM
We had to register the team at once so payments go to steve if he is handling it like i assume he is.
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Aquabat on March 27, 2006, 06:48:44 PM
Yeah, its handled, Bob and I were able to make the deposit on the team.  I'm also posting everybody on the roster here, if you all can, please fill out the registration form on www.calgarycoedsoccer.com  
The roster looks something like this as far as I know;

Guys
1)Trevor
2)Tom
3)Bob
4)Steve
5)Mike
6)Karol
7)Cole
8)Todd Bulmer
9)Jim
10)Shad
11)Jeremy (I think so, someone talk to him)

Gals
1)Afton
2)Amanda Maynard
3)Chelsie
4)Melissa
5)Laura Keirstead
6)Krista Bergmann
7)Jami (are you in?)

I'm probably missing someone and seriously offended them.  We ideally want 20 to keep the cost down, leaving 2 people left, and one of them must be a girl, Chelsie's got a friend that said she'd play.

Trev, hold on to your cash, for now, I will keep all updated on $$$, for now, fill out the forms and either give them to me or Bob sometime.
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Aquabat on March 28, 2006, 06:56:21 PM
Just to remind everyone, here are the rules:
http://www.itsportnet.com/leagues/7321/doc...ummer_rules.doc (http://www.itsportnet.com/leagues/7321/documents/2006_summer_rules.doc)

and note, we have to send someone to a referee training course, which is fancy for, make you a linesperson for some little kid game.

"Not it"

And another $750 is due April 13th, so I will be accepting cheques made out to me, I've got a seperate bank account designated for this.  We will go with $110/person, and the extra $1.11 may be extorted out of you later.
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Skywalker on March 28, 2006, 07:50:31 PM
Hey Steve, what name should I make the cheque out to?  And what's your address so I can send it to you?
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Aquabat on March 29, 2006, 03:43:12 AM
make it to me, I'll write one giant cheque
Steve Maess
39 Deer Bay SE
Calgary, AB
T2J 6N9
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Skywalker on March 29, 2006, 04:32:21 AM
Start bugging Louise, she is sitting on the fence whether or not to play.  She keep's telling me she's not sure and I keep telling her to play.  E-mail her at ldelaney@ualberta.ca
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Aquabat on March 30, 2006, 07:57:52 PM
I have done that multiple times, but I've now got some espionage on it, I've got Afton working her.

oh yeah, giggidy giggidy.
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Bob on March 30, 2006, 08:35:18 PM
Here is the registration form, for shits and giggles.
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Bob on April 11, 2006, 03:13:55 PM
I have two faxed registrations at my house, let me know when you need them Steve.
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Aquabat on April 12, 2006, 04:55:44 AM
Amanda's is null and void, she's playing on two summer teams already.
I need them Wednesday April 11th.  I'll be working from 7am-9:30pm, so I need people to visit the centre, get their photo id's, drop off their forms.

Sorry, I've been crazy busy and trying to graduate, meh, with moderate success thus far, worst semester ever!!!

I also need your cheques, I will be making a $750 deposit on Thursday.

Go Tuna!
-Stever
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Mr. Boyz on April 12, 2006, 01:56:24 PM
I can't find my Photo ID, I think 'they' took it. Do you know what's going on Steve? Should I just head down to the center and see what happens?
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Bob on April 12, 2006, 06:01:23 PM
Umm, what happens when none of our team can make it down there today?

Krista is in Red Deer..

Is there any other times?
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Ryan on April 12, 2006, 11:21:19 PM
Bob is a liar, Krista is in my house as I write this.
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Jami on April 13, 2006, 01:14:26 AM
I registered...
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Mr. Boyz on April 13, 2006, 03:43:33 AM
I'm registered. Sounds like I can play right away, woohoo.
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Aquabat on April 15, 2006, 01:40:00 AM
Wicked guys, thanks for doing that!  All I need is your money, I've pawned out $1000 myself here.  So.... I say we organize some street hockey here, how about Sunday, we can get the fitness, have some bevies, and secure our Soccer Team.

I got an extension until Monday for those who haven't done it yet.  And, if you stop by the soccer centre, tell them, we had an agreement to get our cards for $10, not $15.

What: Street Hockey on Sunday
Where: Don Bosco rink, near Bob's place, sorta, on Canyone Meadows Drive
When: 1:00 pm
Why: Just fuckin do it, it'll be a blast.

P.S. Trev, that is wicked news!
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Drew on April 15, 2006, 02:04:30 AM
Is it still street hockey if it is on a rink?  Hmmmm?  Ponder that my friends.
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Aquabat on April 16, 2006, 07:31:44 AM
Game is now at 7:30, I'll be in Lake Louise, pretty much last opp. of the season.  Give me a call before heading that way.
-Stever
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Drew on April 16, 2006, 04:26:00 PM
I hope they have lights there or you'll be in the dark after the first period.
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Ryan on April 16, 2006, 06:06:38 PM
Oh they do have lights, but those hellish lil' bitches always toss rocks at them to bust them... Why would you want to do that to your own damn rink, I don't know...
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Bob on April 25, 2006, 05:13:16 PM
We have a final list/count of who is playing?
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Mikal on April 26, 2006, 08:43:23 PM
Me, you, steve, and Boyz... We are good to go.
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Aquabat on April 26, 2006, 09:09:43 PM
-The meeting last night went well, no girl goals =2 anymore (kinda sucks)
-Trev, did you pick up your player card, cuz it wasn't in the pile?
-I have the schedj, Our fist game is on Tuesday May 9th.
-There are 49 teams, 9 games of seating/seeding rounds?
-There is a fairplay score of up to 5 points per game, wins are worth 3.
     So...If we win like assholes, we get 3 points, beat a fairplay team,they could get 5.

-See you at wings tonight!
Stever

If you haven't gotten a new player card, you will have to do so either tonight, or on May 8th, no time in between, the office is closed.
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Jami on April 26, 2006, 10:26:11 PM
Quote from: Bob
We have a final list/count of who is playing?

Krista B      
Trevor B      
Todd B      
Michael G      
Laura K      
Ashley M      
Steve M      
Bob P      
Catherine P      
Leslie P      
Jami W  

That's pretty weak I say.
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Skywalker on April 26, 2006, 10:47:30 PM
You know I would be there if I wasn't stuck up here for the summer.  Hey, how come Tom & Melissa ain't playing?
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Colezy on April 26, 2006, 11:20:36 PM
well I paid $110 bucks do I get to play ?
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Ryan on April 26, 2006, 11:44:04 PM
LOL, that was an awesome reply Cole. Kudos to you.
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Mr. Boyz on April 27, 2006, 11:49:56 PM
I picked up my card when I registered, I'm syked to win like an asshole. Still have to pay up though, I'm sure you would'nt forget Steve.
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Aquabat on April 29, 2006, 01:43:07 AM
Tom and Melissa are, the list above was not given out by Captain Tuna!!
Here's the list:

1) Captain Tuna: Steve Maess
2) Deputy Albacore: Bob Piceral, I mean Pixley
3) Smells like Fish: Mikal Basswin   (ok, I'll stop)
4) Trevor Boys
5) Jason Maess
6) Tom Reid (needs to go on May 8th)
7) Todd Bulmer
8) Cole Imler (needs to go on May 8th)

1) Krista Bergmann
2) Laura Keirstead
3) Ashley Mackenzie (Mike, what's her t-shirt size, check your floor)
4) Catherine Plumb
5) Leslie Plumb
6) Jami Withell
7) Yvonne Bergmann (needs to go on May 8th)
8) Afton Dercole (needs to go on May 8th)
9) Melissa Lattenville (needs to go on May 8th)

???? Category:
1) Karol Rybak (needs to go on May 8th)
2) Cathy Keirstead (needs to go on May 8th)
3) Jay Sproule (after the wedding)
4) Jen Myck (after the wedding)


Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Jami on April 29, 2006, 02:42:01 AM
I got that list right off the website. They are liars then.

And don't we need to know MY tshirt size? I'm not going to play naked. Geez.
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Bob on April 29, 2006, 02:45:40 AM
XXL
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Aquabat on April 29, 2006, 03:14:50 AM
XXL it is.
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Jami on April 29, 2006, 03:28:48 AM
Small please!
Title: New Soccer Registration Post
Post by: Mr. Boyz on May 05, 2006, 04:35:18 AM
Can someone hook me up with a ride to the game? I live in Braeside.