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General Chat => Open Chat => Topic started by: Pornomonkey on March 05, 2007, 10:20:25 PM

Title: Help me!
Post by: Pornomonkey on March 05, 2007, 10:20:25 PM
Yea, so my old highschool fucked me over. Saying I didn't graduate when I graduated two years ago.
I can get my diploma (again) if I do a final project. My project is on the war on drugs (irony, I'm all for 'em). I need to write two poems pertaining to the topic. I have written one so far:

The Drug Effects

My life’s a mess, my world crazy,
My eyes are bleeding, it’s getting hazy,
He comes this day, to consume me,
My mind’s surrounded, no more to see
The smell of death, a smell so dank,
Out of consciousness, my mind goes blank,
A spark of hope, shines so bright,
My eyes still closed, I see the light,
Then it’s gone, no time at all,
I feel something, I feel the fall,
Into the dark, as black reflects,
I know this now, the drug effects.

I need two more! Any kind of poem! I don't care about lude content. I'm slapping my balls off the principal's forehead as I hand this into her anyways.
Title: Help me!
Post by: Ryan on March 05, 2007, 11:23:17 PM
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I hated high school,
And fuck you too.

Then slap her in the forehead with your balls.

Simple, yet effective.
Title: Help me!
Post by: Pornomonkey on March 05, 2007, 11:28:37 PM
It's a start  If I get no others, that one will be included