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Open Chat / Bitchathon: Brought to you by Bitchy McBitcherson
« on: April 12, 2005, 03:02:35 PM »
Holly bejesus people!!!!  Learn how to spell.  It isn't difficult!    Also, I got a strange email from a person called "Dan".  Who is this "Dan" and what is this "pic" they spoke of? I shall continue my "gratuitous" use of "quotation" marks until this "Dan" informs me of the "purpose" of this email.    :blahblah:

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Jokes / Rhinocerus and the Japanese School Girl
« on: March 18, 2005, 05:05:32 AM »
SEGMENT 2:
bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddamn am I hard now.


Heh!

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