Author Topic: Help!!! (Read 8699 times)

Aquabat · « **Reply #15 on:** March 20, 2007, 05:00:06 AM »

Is there a lack of update, because there is a lack of vagine?

Skywalker · « **Reply #16 on:** March 20, 2007, 05:29:48 AM »

To be continued... I lost her number... I guess we'll see if she calls back.

Drew · « **Reply #17 on:** March 25, 2007, 06:09:29 PM »

But even if you had her number...you didn't know her name. Who would you have asked for?

Skywalker · « **Reply #18 on:** March 25, 2007, 07:15:46 PM »

I woulda got mike to call... you know.... what we have been talking about for the last 20 posts. lol

Drew · « **Reply #19 on:** March 25, 2007, 07:28:37 PM »

And now she has gone to pick up someone else who doesn't know her name. And to think I was already preparing for the wedding.

Skywalker · « **Reply #20 on:** March 25, 2007, 08:38:57 PM »

Bah... her loss! There are plenty of random girls out there that I can forget the names of.

Drew · « **Reply #21 on:** March 25, 2007, 08:49:30 PM »

That's the spirit! Get back out there, plenty of nameless fish in the sea.

Mikal · « **Reply #22 on:** March 25, 2007, 10:56:46 PM »

damn't Shad. I want to find some random girls to get their numbers. I'll make an exception though and have sex with them. You can just forget names and lose numbers.

Aquabat · « **Reply #23 on:** March 26, 2007, 02:01:57 AM »

WTF happened to you on Saturday Shaddy? You called us like 9 times, we show, you're gone, and by the sound of your voice, and mumbling noises, you were getting a hummer in an alley somewhere, whilst we were on our way to get as ham-towned as you were.

I see you lost your credit card again..... was she expensive?

Skywalker · « **Reply #24 on:** March 26, 2007, 02:15:16 AM »

Sounds like you know more than me about what happened that night... I was hammed!!! Jack Sapphire got out of his cage!

So here is what I've managed to put together...

I think I went to some other bar for a bit, then I think I ended up back at Ceili's. Next thing I know I'm in bed with a blonde hottie in Justin's spare bedroom.

So I must have somehow picked up the hot new Ceili's bartender while being super drunk and took her back to Justin's house and had some wild animal sex before any of them got home... In the morning I found my underpants in the fishtank and my tie in the shower. Oh ya... and her other job is a gymnastics coach so I can kinda remember some really crazy positions.

How do these things happen to me??? I amaze even myself sometimes... I dare someone to beat that story! I do wish I remembered more about the romp though.

And the best part was that I only spent 28 bucks on my credit card!

Man, I've only been single for a month... I think I need a girlfriend again to calm me down a bit and keep me out of trouble!

Drew · « **Reply #25 on:** March 26, 2007, 06:34:27 PM »

Okay I have a crazy plan.

You and Mike switch lives for one month. It will be awesome. Though I worry that Shad isn't as good a Subspace turret driver as Mike, I am willing to make that sacrifice.

Mikal · « **Reply #26 on:** March 26, 2007, 11:17:29 PM »

Andrew if I ever hear you say you are going to switch to another driver i'll kill you myself.

Aquabat · « **Reply #27 on:** March 27, 2007, 02:16:09 AM »

Shad, you must have been a black fly eating shit all day long, cuz the gods are sure making it up to you now........

I'm praying I get some of this luck spillage here roomy.

Drew · « **Reply #28 on:** March 27, 2007, 06:00:16 PM »

You boys are an item now? Congrats!

Mikal · « **Reply #29 on:** March 27, 2007, 10:09:17 PM »

Just cause it's legal guys, doesn't mean it's right.