Author Topic: The Explosion of the Gong Show (Read 13594 times)

Mikal · « **Reply #30 on:** November 09, 2006, 07:01:28 AM »

A small price to pay I say. In 5 years we'll all have robots that jerk off for us. Trust me, it's true, I read it on the mikernet.

Ps. In 5 years the mikernet will have ads for robots that jerk you off.

viking · « **Reply #31 on:** November 09, 2006, 10:56:33 PM »

That might be a little cold on the junk! Mike will your robot have a lisp ?

Mikal · « **Reply #32 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:16:47 AM »

I imagine they will be fully programable. So to answer your next question Jay, yes, you can make them talk like a man.

viking · « **Reply #33 on:** November 11, 2006, 01:19:05 AM »

Well at least my robot will look like a women. With tits and twat, yours will just have a cold metal shaft to fuck that not so innocent ass of yours. With big greasy robot hands to hold you down while he is yelling at you like steven hawking but with a lisp. Hiiiioooooooooooo

Aquabat · « **Reply #34 on:** November 14, 2006, 04:47:54 AM »

looks like this guy already has the mikernet. This guy posted a picture of his wallpaper, look closely at the folder on it.

http://www.serboard.com/forums/viewtopic.p...er=asc&start=15

Jami · « **Reply #35 on:** November 14, 2006, 05:24:22 AM »

Haha! That's funny. The poor guy.

Ryan · « **Reply #36 on:** November 14, 2006, 06:46:25 AM »

Poor guy?!? I was thinking lucky! I mean, that shit is GOLD!!!

Mikal · « **Reply #37 on:** November 15, 2006, 01:41:35 AM »

haha, Shemail porn.....You have to be some kind of fucked up to like shemale porn....

And Steve, no the Mikernet will not have any shemale porn. I am pretty sure you were thinking about the Colernet.

Aquabat · « **Reply #38 on:** November 15, 2006, 09:43:46 PM »

All Meatloaf, all the time, exclusively on the colernet.

Skywalker · « **Reply #39 on:** November 15, 2006, 10:37:49 PM »

And don't forget pendulous breasts and male anal vibrator action... the Colernet has those too.

The Stevernet on the other hand will just have a bunch of guys in superhero underoos wearing high heels.

Aquabat · « **Reply #40 on:** November 16, 2006, 04:28:59 AM »

hahahaha nice one, you have no photographic proof, oh wait......

The Shaddernet will feature boots to the nuts, drunken cab rides with random hotties, and seeing a guy get bull-whipped........ hey, that sounds pretty good, where can I sign up?

Jami · « **Reply #41 on:** November 16, 2006, 04:38:32 AM »

How about we just stick to the always pleasing INTERNET. It has porn for everyone... even shemales.... pretty much everything except the robots. There are no robots.

Mikal · « **Reply #42 on:** November 16, 2006, 05:19:30 AM »

no robots - yet.

Drew · « **Reply #43 on:** November 16, 2006, 11:22:56 PM »

I'd settle for some Cylon porn though. Boomer on Six. Meow.

Mikal · « **Reply #44 on:** November 17, 2006, 12:57:34 AM »

how about a little six on six..... now that would be some porn