Author Topic: What could you take? (Read 2968 times)

Skywalker · « **on:** June 19, 2006, 08:48:18 PM »

One of the drunken topics of conversation this weekend was what animal you think you could take in a fight if you only had a baseball bat to fight it with. I am talking the biggest animal... like a fight to the death.

I think if I fought wisely I could take a black bear down in a long battle. One of Conrad's buddies said he could take a Gorilla... but I don't think so... those things are retarded strong and alot more agile than a bear. Plus they have opposible thumbs.

What do you think you could take?

P.S. - Cole keep your mind out of the gutter, we all know you can take a 2L coke bottle, but thats another topic altogether.

Jami · « **Reply #1 on:** June 19, 2006, 08:58:21 PM »

A gopher! Maybe a deer. I'm weak.

Aquabat · « **Reply #2 on:** June 19, 2006, 10:10:42 PM »

On land, I could definitely take a tiger shark, ohhhh yeah. In his habitat, I'm fucked.

Drew · « **Reply #3 on:** June 19, 2006, 10:15:08 PM »

I could make a ring toed lemur my bitch.

Mikal · « **Reply #4 on:** June 20, 2006, 04:26:35 PM »

With just a bat I think I could finish off a black bear, cheetah, maybe small jaguars, and mountain lions

Aquabat · « **Reply #5 on:** June 21, 2006, 04:43:36 AM »

I might be able to take down by a cougar, it depends on how much she spoils me.

Skywalker · « **Reply #6 on:** June 21, 2006, 07:53:52 PM »

Come on... no comments on Cole's ability to take a 2L coke bottle up the bum? I thought that was the best part of my original post... pure comedic gold I tell you!

Pornomonkey · « **Reply #7 on:** June 22, 2006, 03:50:09 AM »

Three-toed sloth. Maybe, yea, a baby one, and maybe a turtle. And those African things, what are they called..umm, Africans?

Mikal · « **Reply #8 on:** June 22, 2006, 06:51:48 PM »

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