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« Reply #30 on: October 22, 2006, 06:38:43 PM »
Straight to hell Jay, straight to hell....
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« Reply #31 on: October 31, 2006, 03:43:30 AM »

Nothing like Chatholic girls

>A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They
>are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.
>
>St. Peter asks the first girl, "Jessica, have you ever had any contact with
>a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of
>one with the tip of my finger."St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your
>finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate.
>
>"St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have you ever
>had
>any contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies,
>"Well
>once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says, "OK, dip your whole hand
>in
>The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
>
>All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls; one girl
>is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of
>the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?" The girl
>replies
>  "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before
>Tiffany sticks her ass in it."

   


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« Reply #32 on: January 19, 2007, 03:20:58 PM »
We need more awful jokes.  This site is practically Christian now.

Q: Why does Helen Keller play piano with one hand?

A: She has to sing with the other!
Now if you'll excuse me, I have some death to defy.

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« Reply #33 on: January 23, 2007, 12:53:35 AM »
How do you know if a nigger is prego ?  stick a banana up her cunt if it comes out half eatin theres a monkey up there.

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« Reply #34 on: January 23, 2007, 04:27:45 AM »
ooh ha ha yikes!!!  If there is such thing as a line it may have been crossed!

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« Reply #35 on: January 23, 2007, 01:02:30 PM »
That one is actually offensive (awesome) on more than one level.  Not so sure that it can be topped.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have some death to defy.

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« Reply #36 on: January 27, 2007, 12:06:21 AM »
That day will come. I just hope its sooner than later. About crossing that line it feels so good even if you just put your toe over. So everyone should join in cause I would like to hear more offensive jokes.