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goodday all
I truly hope I am invited to centurion
I would also like to suggest we add a fight night  in wich we would all bring 5-10 bucks in change and bet on several impromtu compitions including indian leg wrestleing  and arm wrestling as well as a 3second pin match Mikal youre mine bitch chalenges would made on the spot either challenge some yourself on nominate fights my friend eva would also like too join us shes tough the winner of said challenges would also recive a small % of the bets
p.s.iknow I posted this elsewere but i feel it deserves its own post :poke:

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well good day all
I woke up this morning ( and by morning I mean 2:00 pm) with yet another killer hang over and sticky as all hell I mean my entire chest was so sticky that my sheets stuck to it. wich brings me too the point of this
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I was mavericking ridiculesly strong gin and tonics last night (Mav'er'ick'ing   invented by the late great James Mcbryan :flower:  were said Mavericker holds the maverick cup(speacial, large, only 1 known to exist in canada) at arms length and pour it into your mouth and by into your mouth I mean all over your face and chest) by the way gin and tonic in the eyes hurts alot once we finished this we Brent filled the Maverick with jagermiester and we chugged it I feel like crap and tonight I have a family christmas diner followed by a loud crazy blond chicks (my friend Eva) christmas party as last nights debauchery
was lacking in the sex and orgy department I hope tonights isn't
adios all wish me luck :hump:  :hump:  :hump:  :hump:
Colezy

:hump:  :hump: Well Debauchery eh...
well as I was at the pub last night I apparrently over indulged last night as I do sometimes ...(I am a lush)  :hump:  :hump:
as I was saying a few friends and I were enjoying a couple pints of lager  :cheers:  when somebody busted out the gin <--- (it was me shhh don't tell anyone) I proceeded to get drunk then apparently I punched Mikal<--- (homosexual) in the head twice then headbutted him I turned down a ride home with steve at wich point things  got interesting.... welll those of you that were there last night of course remeber pylon I take it... yes good  well I proceed to make out (with the greatest of vigor and enthusiasm) with her larger friend........ (i'lll give you a little time for a visual) ready ok I was going to town she told me to pull her hair as I was playing tonsil hockey with her. so I did at wich point she started moaning and sucking my face harder as a reaction to this moaning and groping I started to sport a semi but as I am not a "closer" as I am sure you alll know  my cab had arrived and I belive I told her "you should take me home, I have a huge cock" needless to say she didn't so as I am saying this some chick <--Whitney comes up and says wanna come to my place... so I am thinking giggidy giggidy :hump:  :hump:  well she had a boyfriend but I went back to her place almost did blow but didn't smoked a joint with her mother and had a highly intellectual conversation with her (Whitney) then made it home via cab at around 4:30am  and I woke circa 11:30 with a pounding headache and had a toss thinking about a rather large and definatly freaky chick

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by Colezy