Nothing like Chatholic girls
>A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They
>are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.
>
>St. Peter asks the first girl, "Jessica, have you ever had any contact with
>a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of
>one with the tip of my finger."St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your
>finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate.
>
>"St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have you ever
>had
>any contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies,
>"Well
>once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says, "OK, dip your whole hand
>in
>The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
>
>All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls; one girl
>is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of
>the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?" The girl
>replies
> "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before
>Tiffany sticks her ass in it."